Deapa4reaete Addicts Untite

_____________ / \ / \ | |\ --- |\ | | |/ | |/ | | |\ | | | | | \.---. |. | | | | DESPARATE | | ADDICTS | | UNITE | | | | 04/28/97 - | | 04/28-97 | |_______________| WELL THIZ IS PUD HERE SYIN THAT WE R GUNNA KIL THIZ ZINE CUZ THE FEDZ R ALREDY KNIOCKING ON ME N SICKBOYZ DOOR LIKE THEY SED SUM GUY ACSHOOLY TRYED THAT TRIK WIT THE LUNCHBOZX AND N0W HE IZ ALL FUKED AND THEYRE GUNNA HVAVE TO PUMP HIZ SPLEEN THEY R ALREDY TRYIN TO TRAKE OUR BOXEZ SO WE G0TTA MKAE THIS SHORT IT WAS PHUN whiLE IT lazteEed BUT WE GOTTA M0VE ON PLUZX WE SMOKED ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL THE STUFFF IN OUR HOUZES!!!!!!!!!!!! oops HEHe the L KE...

/\ //___ /\ / / / / / \ / / / / / \ / / / ____/ /------\ / /NITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /_/ESPARATE / \ /_____/ / / ADDICTS \ / / I AM PUD SIGNONG ON FIR DEPSARET DDICTS UNITE!!!!!! weLL WE r GETING SOME GOOD REVIWZ thiss is aht some guy from #ZIENS SAID ABOUT R ZINEE?? <period3> pud can you please stop sending me your files ALSO this si wwhhat someone esles said in the samne chganel 2 sickbboy!!!!!!!!!! <styx> sickboy can you please stop sending me your files SO AZ U CAAN SEE WERD IS GETING ROUDN!! MAYBE WE ...

DESSPRATE ADIZX UNITE!!!!!!!!!!! ISSBHHHH -----!!!!!!!! 8888888888888888 88888888 8 88888888 88888 888888888 888 8888 88888 888 888888888 88 888888 88 8888 8 8 8 88 8888888 888 YEP!!!!!!! DDIZ SIISSUE 8 OD FASU EHHE IM RELAA STONDD NWO OS J |||||||||||||||HOW ROOT SNORT KOOL-AID!!!!!!!!!!!||||||| HEHEE I SED ROOT OKEY KOOL AID ISCOKOL I,M ON IT RITE HNWO HEEH ALL U HAVE TO DO IS OT TAKE SOUM POWEDDR N SNORTY IY U WILLL LIKE BLOW OUT RED SNOT 4 WEEKZ BUT ITSZ WORTH TI ASL O U CAN DRINK UR SNO0T CUZ I TZ FLAVOREDD LIKE COOLAID??!#!) heheHEHE MAN GREZT TOOER THE GANJAA CRYWQWHEEH THEY ROOOl!!!!!!! PROPZZ TO PUD D.A.U........(C0)1999999971 A...

DESPARADODO ADIX UNYTEEE!!!!!!!!!! NTHIS NUMBER IS ISSUE SEVVN!!!!!! --------------------------------------------------------------------- ------ FIRST I WIWOULD LIKE 2 TAHK ALL U pppl who hve surported us fromd ay 1 witout u we wouoldn't be here 4 so long......... OK ONE WITH THEHEE HEHEHEHEEHEH I AMSS SO HIGH FROGET THE INTRO??? ' would u slike to no what i ddidd 2 get so hi???? iw itll tell u!! OKAY THEIS IS WHAT I DDI hahahahaahahah I SMOKED SCCOTCH TAPE I STOLEE PHROM THE 1$ STRORE!!!!!!!1 THIS IS HOW ID DID IT::::: 1) ROOL IT UP INTTO A LITTLE BALL OFGF TAPEE (HEHE ITS TAPE REMBNBER?_) NUBBMER 2 IS TO MAKEE SURE TITS HAHA IS TYPED ...

"NOTHIN KAN STOP ME NOW CUZ I DONT CARE ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!" ===NIN!!!! D . A. U TOO ALZY FOR ASCIIIII HEEEHEHE ISSUE -----.......-------.........-------------- SIXSIXSIXXISEX HAHAH I SED SEX HGEHEH ----------> HOW 2 SNOTR SUPERGLOOEYU HEE I MEAN USPERGLUEE!!!!!! BY ------ SICKBOY!!!!!!!!!1 OK u CAN ASK UR MOM N DSAD FOR LIKE MODEL PLANEZ N SHIT N THEYLL GIVE U DA SUPER GLUE!!! THEREZ ALOT OF STUFFZ TO BE DONE !!!!!!!!!!!! 1.............taKe a lighter and bURN IT!!!!!!! tHEn just SMELL THE WHOLE THING!!!!!! UHGGHHH1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKIN BUZ|!!11! 2>..................SMOKE IT?!!?!?? the lable sez its dangers but after ism okerd the thi...

DAESTPARE ATTICS UNTIE ISSUE GNUMER 5!!!!!1 KIKIN IT IN 97 WIT THE BLUNTZ1!! YO THIS IS PUD YOT HIS IS PUDD HEHE OKA IMR EADY this is what yoyy do if you havee some CODFFE GRINDZ!!!!! STEP NOTJTJ HEHE STEP NUMBER ON E IS NOT 2 MKE COFFEEE WITHT HEM!!! SAS IF U DIDNT KNWO :) OK then you ghave to put them in a a bowl orr pipee adn tohelp u out i will refer u to DESPARARETE ACDICTS UNITE NUMBER 3 which sis how to smoke peez weel u do the same xept this tiem u use doffee grindggss there is on ly one differents tho!! U WILL BEAWAKE 4EVER SO IT IS LIKE DDING SPEEED!!!!!!!!!!! I DID THIS LAST THRSDISDAY ADN I AM SSTILL AAWAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !...

_________ \__ \ _____ ___ _______/ /_/ /\ _\_ / _/\_/___ / __ __ /__\ \ / / / /\ acid!ascii / / / ___ \ / / / / \ EHHEHHEHEHEHEHEH ACID!!!!!1!! / ' / / \ / /__/ / / / / / \ / / / /__________,'____/___,'___/__________/ / \___________\_________\_______________\/ OKey hehehehehehmy borther who hangz on #ansi did a logo for sum duod but i haqed it hehehe it was for like dto or sum shit!11!!!!well i dont think it showz so thats why i menchund it here ......okey DESPRATE ADICTZ UNITE!!!...

DEAPA4REAETE ADDICTS UNTITE!!!!!!!! ISSUE 3!!!!!! OKay thais is thei third izsueue of DAU and alreyedy we are getting godo feedbackk espdcially from #stonerz on IRC soo we are gonna keept upt he good wrok! here iz soalso sumthin else i do when i nedd to get h hihgh which i didnt did rwrite befrore i writed th is argicle okay here iz what u ydo you have to get some pez knady andc rush it up into like a powerdr rite? ok then u get a pipe and u liite it and smoke it rite up now WARNING: IT BURSN UR THROGAT A LITLE BIT BUT BUTT AFTERWARDDSZ IT DUZNT HERT SO BAD OK??????? SO DON';T YELL AT ME OR SICKBOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! here is a pciture ...

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[I CANT REALLYY DRAW IN ASCII FILE OR LOGO SO JUST PRETEDN THAT ONE IS HERE HEHE OK?] heldlo and welcomfe to the first isdssue of DESPARATE ADDICTS UNITE! it is written by me (pud!) annd him (sickboy!). we are both 12 and we love drugs but wehave no $$$$ so we muszt smoke and snortt anythingg we can to get high!!! this will bevery informationnadls so u can get hihg with no menoy too! ok first i will tell you whatt i did last night i coudld not get any real drugss so i had to smoke our colgate toothpasste. what i did did was this what is what i did?:: 1) i putt some toothpaste on one of my moms cigareettes (i stole it from her while she w...