Dreamboy

Friends... I have to admit--although I probably shouldn't--that putting this e-zine together sure can be trying. I just don't have the electricity, the energy, to bounce this month's dreamboy! to the four corners of the globe. But that's what happens--you have good months and bad months. Let's see. The three winners of last month's contest should have received their books in the mail. But two of them haven't said anything one way or another, so I'm assuming no news is good news. Right? I also did something potentially unethical this past month. I lifted another e-zine's long subscription list and sent everyone on that list (except for th...

Well, well, how the hell are you all? dreamboy!, February 1995 is open for business. I'm happy to say, this month, that I have winners to my contest. Can you believe it? Some of you actually participated and had a good time doing it. Although the number of entries is small, I appreciate the effort everyone gave. It's "in-VIG-eratin'." The three winners for my super-exciting contest are: TOM SESSLER! ERIC CHUANG! KENNY GRONO! Each will receive a free copy of DECEMBER 22. By far the greatest book ever to see print. You can e-mail the winners and ask them yourselves. They'd be fools not to love it. And I have another exciting announcement. ...

Welcome everyone! Welcome to dreamboy! January 1995. I was hoping to begin this month's dreamboy! with the exciting results of my loosely-described "contest", from last issue. But no one entered, believe it or not, which makes me think none of you are actually reading any of this. Do you just receive dreamboy!, only to delete it? Is this some form of pity? Spare me, I beg you! I'll try it one more time, and if no one enters, oh well. I'll put the contest idea to rest. Here are the NEW rules. Send me 10 days worth of your uncensored dreams by Valentine's Day, 1995. Three entries will be selected at random. Those picked will receive a free...

Merry Christmas! How about a nice helping of surreal scatology to go with that egg nog? ...dreamboy!, December 1994, is finally here! Hello everyone. Particularly my new subscribers. Every new inidividual who signs up for dreamboy! makes my efforts more and more enjoyable. Spread the word, and pass dreamboy! along to your friends like a communicable disease. Christmas is the season of giving. Thursday, December 22 is a special day. It marks, obviously(?), the end of my third year of dream writing. By the time volumes two and three of DECEMBER 22 see print, I'll have just under a thousand pages of this stuff. The pit is bottomless, and I'...

What you've all been waiting for...dreamboy!, October 1994. Before I say anything stupid, I'd like to welcome all of dreamboy!'s new subscribers. Last episode, I was melancholic at the down-turn in dreamboy!'s subscribers. I had dipped, and feared dreamboy! was already becoming passe. Tired. Run o' the mill. When that happens, you can be sure it'll be the last you see of dreamboy! As I told my lovable Peggy >SHANKSP@qucdn.queensu.ca<, if less than 50 people are requesting dreamboy!, I'm going to quit. Maybe I'm being too extreme? But such is not the case! A lot of people seem to have been checking out John's e-zine list >johnl@ora.co...