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.sd$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$bs. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$' `$ `$ `$) ($ `$ `$$ $$ $$$ss$ $$$$$$ $$$ $$$$$ $$$ $ $$$$$$$ $$ $. $ $$$$ $$' $ $ $$'.$ $$$$$ $$ $$$$ $ $$$$$$ s. $$ $ sss$$ $$$$$$$ $$. .$ $ $$ `$ $ $$$$$ $$ $$$&@%@&$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ `$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$' _________ _____ issue #15 --------------------------- 04/97 ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~ "Why I Hate Jesus' Smelly Guts: A Story Of Hope" -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Happy Chanukah, kids. From my dear friend, S.K. Young springs this fount of lighthearted christian ...

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.sd$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$bs. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$' `$ `$ `$) ($ `$ `$$ $$ $$$ss$ $$$$$$ $$$ $$$$$ $$$ $ $$$$$$$ $$ $. $ $$$$ $$' $ $ $$'.$ $$$$$ $$ $$$$ $ $$$$$$ s. $$ $ sss$$ $$$$$$$ $$. .$ $ $$ `$ $ $$$$$ $$ $$$&@%@&$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ `$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$' _________ _____ issue #13 --------------------------- 04/97 ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~ "We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like "'I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive. . . .'" And suddenly there was a terrible roar...

.sd$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$bs. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$' `$ `$ `$) ($ `$ `$$ $$ $$$ss$ $$$$$$ $$$ $$$$$ $$$ $ $$$$$$$ $$ $. $ $$$$ $$' $ $ $$'.$ $$$$$ $$ $$$$ $ $$$$$$ s. $$ $ sss$$ $$$$$$$ $$. .$ $ $$ `$ $ $$$$$ $$ $$$&@%@&$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ `$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$' _________ _____ issue #12 --------------------------- 10/96 ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~ "IT DMT, KIDS! BREAK OUT THE DMSO!" sperm whale sperm + sperm whale egg = sperm whale zygote sperm whale zygote + american industry = industrial-strength sperm whales industrial-strength sperm whales + tipper gore = hitler =-=...

.sd$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$bs. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$' `$ `$ `$) ($ `$ `$$ $$ $$$ss$ $$$$$$ $$$ $$$$$ $$$ $ $$$$$$$ $$ $. $ $$$$ $$' $ $ $$'.$ $$$$$ $$ $$$$ $ $$$$$$ s. $$ $ sss$$ $$$$$$$ $$. .$ $ $$ `$ $ $$$$$ $$ $$$&@%@&$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ `$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$' _________ ____ issue #11 ---------------------------- 9/96 ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ "one dick in her mouth becomes thousands when she knows readers are watching." - stag's sex acts, holiday 1995, p. 44 =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= all of the following prefixes wh...

.sd$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$bs. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$' `$ `$ `$) ($ `$ `$$ $$ $$$ss$ $$$$$$ $$$ $$$$$ $$$ $ $$$$$$$ $$ $. $ $$$$ $$' $ $ $$'.$ $$$$$ $$ $$$$ $ $$$$$$ s. $$ $ sss$$ $$$$$$$ $$. .$ $ $$ `$ $ $$$$$ $$ $$$&@%@&$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ `$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$' _________ ____ issue #10 ---------------------------- 7/96 ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ "rapeman consults the i ching" =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= this is from "the frogs" on their album "my daughter the broad" the lines in quotes were said by what seems to be an 70...

.sd$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$bs. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$' `$ `$ `$) ($ `$ `$$ $$ $$$ss$ $$$$$$ $$$ $$$$$ $$$ $ $$$$$$$ $$ $. $ $$$$ $$' $ $ $$'.$ $$$$$ $$ $$$$ $ $$$$$$ s. $$ $ sss$$ $$$$$$$ $$. .$ $ $$ `$ $ $$$$$ $$ $$$&@%@&$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ `$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$' ________ ____ <---------- issue #9 ---<->--- 5/96 ----------> ~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ typed, edited, originated, and plagiarized by: rapeman =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= it's far too early in the morning for me to be attempting to think of a good way to o...

@ .$@%@$. .$@%@$. .$@%@$. .$ .$@%@$. .$@%@$. .$' `$. .$' ` .$' `$$ .$' .$' `$. .$' ` $| |$ $$&@@%%* $| `$ $| $| |$ $$%@@%%* `$. .$' `$. `$. `$. `$. .$' `$. `$@%@$$' `$@%@$$' `$ `$ `$$@%@$' `$@%@$$' `$' `$' .$' pronounced "jur-IPE", you `$. .$' sons of bitches `$. $' `$ -issue #8- -5/95- =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= ahh... more crap spewing from the bowels of my mind. you know, it's quite a relief to actually get it down in text. i think that's why i do this. it's such a catharsis... rids me of nonsense that otherwise would plague me with a pestilence not unlike a swarm of locusts. cont...