Going Ape Shit Press

going ape shit press, the second comming #1 by pip the angry youth +-\-+-\-+-\-+-\-+-\-+-\-+-\-+-\-+-\-+-\-+-\-+-\-+-\-+-\-+-\-+-\-+-\-+-\-+-\- welcome back... let's start this off with a few ground rules... we (gasp) hate james hetfield (bastard). no, it's more than just a hate, it's an extremely bitter taste on the levels of bannana peels. he is the natural born enemy of gasp, and we really don't like that fellow. so what are we going to do about it? absolutely nothing... if we did something that would mean that we care to talk about him, but we don't... do we? +-\-+-\-+-\-+-\-+-\-+-\-+-\-+-\-+-\-+-\-+-\-+-\-+-\-+-\-+-\-+-\-+-\-+-\-+-\...

_______ ___________ ______ _______ _____ __ ______ ___ / \ | \ \ | | | | \ | ||____| `o-O' | |___| oO ) _| | ___| g | | || | -0> | | _ / _/ | e | ____| a9 | | ||__ | | |--- | | | \/| d | | s5 | | \| | | | | | | | | i | | p | \_______/ _____| |\______/____| |___| |___|___|______/ |-----| |____| [- General Information on Gasp -] blah... i decided to change the info file for gasp... go figure... well i'm just going to have open submissions to the group... if someone wants to help out with the group... that's fine... i need a courrier to get the t-files out to the distro sites... so if you want to be on the member...

goin ape sheeit prez tha' mega'zine numbah phyve macked up by pip da angree yewf - - --+( wreckin' crew in full effect )+----------------------- -- - - yeah, i'm here... ready to tell you how it is ... shove it down your throat and tell you it's the truth... and you'll fucking beleive it or your ass is grass and i'm the ... uhhh... that thing with the wirlie thing that does that... y'know... *THING*... makes the things get... shorter... - - --+( wreckin' crew in full effect )+----------------------- -- - - ode to a fart oh silly fart! you smell so tart! you're a work of art! oh wonderful fart! - - --+( wreckin' crew in full effect )+----...

Going Ape Shit Press the MegaZine Number Four Welcome to yet another installment of the ZineScene's kickest ass publication. This month we just bring you two pieces from Suicidal Chicken, one is a short story and the other a poem of sorts. (gasp)--------------------------------------------------------------+ Walking Left Around the Wheel in Section 13: The White Door By Suicidal Chicken They led Sam down a dimly lit hall that ran under the complex. The tunnel was run down, but not in the way of something that was once new or clean, and had fallen into disrepair. The tunnel seemed that it must have been like this the day it was built, as ...

GGGGG AAAAA SSSSS PPPPP going ape shit press the mega'zine numero three G A A S P P "WE'RE DA BOMB" G GG AAAAA SSSSS PPPPP gasp the mega'zine (c) 1997 shithead technologies G G A A S P GGGGG A A SSSSS P -m4d 4Ss a5k11 sK1LlZ Bi P1p Th3 4nGRi3 y3wFF!@# HEY FUCKSHITUPPERS, IT'S TIME FOR ANOTH ER KICKING ISSUE OF GASP THE MEGA'ZINE. I HOPE THAT YOU LIKE IT ALOT BECAUSE I PUT ALOT OF EFFORT IN2 THIS MEGAZINE EV ERY TIME I BOOT UP MY COMPUTER BECAUSE I REALLY LIKE YOU GUYS ALOT. I DON'T G ET OUT MUCH AND THIS IS MY WAY OF LIVIN G IN THE REAL WORLD. YOU HATE ME, DON'T YOU. *FINE*... BE THAT WAY, SEA IF I KARE, I WILL JUST GO ON WITH THE STUPID...

date: january 7, 1997 from: gaspmaster@deadpuppy.org to: you@terminal.net subj: gasp the mega'zine number two welcome to the second installment of going ape shit press the mega'zine... things are the same... we're still in philly... and we still suck!@ but i bet you'll read it anyway! =-(+)----------------------------------------------------------------------- the following was going to be released as hate #1, but wires were crossed and files lost in crashes so this is all we have left over. i hope you find some amusement in this stupidity... =-(+)----------------------------------------------------------------------- like bf, i want to ...

going ape shit press mega'zine #1 "skills, pills and chock full of thrills" oh yeah baby! back in black and better than ever! we're here to smack some sense into your pop and bend your mother over our knees and give her a good spanking! sure it's been a while since issue 60 (yeah, it's been way way way over a year or so) but i don't give a shit! its even been a little while since gasp volume 2... AND I STILL DON'T CARE! you can parody us, you can even be reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel cool and edit our t-file to your hearts content and then send it out via the internet as your millionth zine! WOULDN'T THAT BE FUNNY?! yeah, fucking ...

going ape shit press #64 by a few good souls "john tesh lyrics" ======================================================================(+)=- what is this? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!@ gasp?!@ back?!@ GASP?!@ BACK?!@ yeah baby! nothing but buttah!@ i would start in with that back in black crap, but it's already been done (gaspmega.001)... i could end gasp right here and now... but i've just started, and it's been done before (gasp.059 gaspmega.006)... i could bitch about life, but that's already been done also... (gasp*.*)... so guess what i'm going to do... i'm going to write some poetry and a story!@ yay!@ ===================================...

(+)=-| going ape shit press, the lost files |-=(+) i don't know where the hell this file came from, but now i'm only missing 60 and 61 of gasp... if you have any idea where to find 'em, let me know. duncan@alfheim.net (+)=-| going ape shit press, the lost files |-=(+) going ape shit press #62 by the pipfest 3 crew! pipfest came and went... it was ok, we got announced on the radio, got drunk... played jEPORDEE, and had some fun... but i wasn't ready for the stupidity and chaos that was going to come out of it... so enough with the introduction... here is the monument to idiocy that was pipfest 3... =-=-=-=-=-=--==-=-=-=-=-=-=-=--==-=--=-=...

going ape shit press #59 by pip/ilsundal/rattle "fucking bitch i love you, i'm not crazy" w0w0w0w00w... gasp survived for about eight months... released 58 issues in a five month period... got an international distrobution site (who probably never saw a single issue of it other than the 33 that i dcc'd to rimgale that one day =]) i was thinking of making it a long winded issue, or an issue where i talked about how things have changed, how zines aren't what they used to be, or how things are going to be better... but i'm not... it's going to end in a k-lame irc capture... %*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%...