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__ / \ /____\ .________/][][][\_______. \__________ __________/ ! / /!/ //!\ \! __!_\ ! / /_/ // \\ \ \_____ / __ // /\ \\ \_____ \ / / / // ____ \\ \____\ \ /_/ /_//_/ \_\\_\______\ T-File_15____November_26_2005 - Greasy Turds of Spite - By Emoticon _______________________________________________________________________________________ \ HATS: HATS Are Totally Sweet ________________________________________/ \___________________________________________/ "Because tastelessness is a virtue." __________________________...

__ / \ /____\ .________/][][][\_______. \__________ __________/ ! / /!/ //!\ \! __!_\ ! / /_/ // \\ \ \_____ / __ // /\ \\ \_____ \ / / / // ____ \\ \____\ \ /_/ /_//_/ \_\\_\______\ T-File_14____November_18_2005 Mankind's Silent Consent of Incest By Emoticon _______________________________________________________________________________________ Incest, which we will define as sexual activity between a parent and a child, has \ plagued and fascinated mankind since before we began to write, yet remains a quagmire | of intell...

__ / \ /____\ .________/][][][\_______. \__________ __________/ ! / /!/ //!\ \! __!_\ ! / /_/ // \\ \ \_____ / __ // /\ \\ \_____ \ / / / // ____ \\ \____\ \ /_/ /_//_/ \_\\_\______\ T-File_13_____October_1_2005 Intelligent Design: The Science of Bullshit By Emoticon _______________________________________________________________________________________ The commencement of the 1982-1983 school year marked, for Louisiana, the first \ year in which so-called "creation-science" would join evolution-science in the public | scho...

__ / \ /____\ .________/][][][\_______. \__________ __________/ ! / /!/ //!\ \! __!_\ ! / /_/ // \\ \ \_____ / __ // /\ \\ \_____ \ / / / // ____ \\ \____\ \ /_/ /_//_/ \_\\_\______\ T-File_12_____August_1_2005 The Trimethylxanthine Crackdown By Emoticon -:[6:00 AM]:- That infernal, 12 cubic inch, black box screeched demonically at me to get up. I never thought I could have so much hatred for an inanimate hunk of plastic. I was mad at myself for depriving my body of the sleep it had screamed for, and promised myself I'd get...

__ / \ /____\ .________/][][][\_______. \___________ __________/ ! / /!/ //!\ \! __!_\ ! / /_/ // \\ \ \_____ / __ // /\ \\ \_____ \ / / / // ____ \\ \____\ \ /_/ /_//_/ \_\\_\______\ T-File_11________July_14_2005 Some Apple IIe Artwork By Emoticon The Apple IIe is a nifty little machine, and I like to play around with mine every now and then. One thing I decided to try my hand at was making randomly generated graphics with the "high resolution graphics" mode. What I am unveiling today are three simple programs offering sim...

__ / \ /____\ .________/][][][\_______. \___________ __________/ ! / /!/ //!\ \! __!_\ ! / /_/ // \\ \ \_____ / __ // /\ \\ \_____ \ / / / // ____ \\ \____\ \ /_/ /_//_/ \_\\_\______\ T-File_10________March_1_2005 Go Forth and Wait: A play in one scene By Jokester Characters: DAVE: The hero of the scene. Your absolute, everyday teenager with a tolerance for the events around him. DIANE: Dave's sister. A complete airhead, and the darling of the family. MOM: Their Mother. Adores Diane, ignores Dave. Voice is constantly perky....

__ / \ /____\ .________/][][][\_______. \___________ __________/ ! / /!/ //!\ \! __!_\ ! / /_/ // \\ \ \_____ / __ // /\ \\ \_____ \ / / / // ____ \\ \____\ \ /_/ /_//_/ \_\\_\______\ T-File_9_____February_15_2005 Traveling Through Time on a Budget By Emoticon "Young drummers should learn the history of the instrument. You have to know where you came from in order to know where you're going." -Louie Bellson I was born in 1987, and as of this writing, I am seventeen. I began programming at age 11 when my sister got a TI-83+ ...

__ / \ /____\ .________/][][][\_______. \___________ __________/ ! / /!/ //!\ \! __!_\ ! / /_/ // \\ \ \_____ / __ // /\ \\ \_____ \ / / / // ____ \\ \____\ \ /_/ /_//_/ \_\\_\______\ T-File_8_____February_10_2005 Killer Robots By Emoticon Below is an excerpt from some unemployed journalist's LiveJournal. From 2058: It seems funny to me that fifty years ago the largest "high tech" threat a private citizen could pose was inconvenience. A virus, pop up or some spam email. Sure there was corporate espionage, but that was less ...

__ / \ /____\ .________/][][][\_______. \___________ __________/ ! / /!/ //!\ \! __!_\ ! / /_/ // \\ \ \_____ / __ // /\ \\ \_____ \ / / / // ____ \\ \____\ \ /_/ /_//_/ \_\\_\______\ T-File_7______February_2_2005 The Capacitor Trick By The HATS Crew DLo was a black metal punk, an anarchist, and most importantly a Dominican. He was proud of his latino heritage, and rebellious light brown locks. He wore a Guess leather jacket and a slightly different plaid shirt every day. One day, while sticking it to the man with a Monty P...

__ / \ /____\ .________/][][][\_______. \___________ __________/ ! / /!/ //!\ \! __!_\ ! / /_/ // \\ \ \_____ / __ // /\ \\ \_____ \ / / / // ____ \\ \____\ \ /_/ /_//_/ \_\\_\______\ T-File_6______January_28_2005 Dealing With The Draft By Emoticon *_TABLE_OF_CONTENTS <-- You are here 0_INTRO_TO_WAR_ 1_CONSCIENTIOUS_OBJECTION_ 2_PRISON_ 3_DODGING_ 4_DEFECTION_ 5_SECOND_AMMENDMENT_ 6_FIN_ _INTRO_TO_WAR_ The year is 2005, and we've been pounding the Middle East for the past four. First Afghanistan, then Iraq after the for...