I Bleed for This

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_____________________________________________________________________________ ---------------------------- I Bleed for This? ------------------------------ ------04.07.96-----------------------------------------------------#055------ Yo, All You Dick Suckers appreciated by IBFT I think 95% law enforcement are crying bend -over pay to get it in the ass punks [ unless their bull-dykes and thats another whole story.] who were picked on in school by the little girl they married. [who is at home giving head to thier K-9 co-hard who has a bigger dick than they do] why, cause; thier lying having no scrupples, thinking thier bad using propaganda...

_____________________________________________________________________________ ---------------------------- I Bleed for This? ------------------------------ ------04.07.96-----------------------------------------------------#054------ Drive Through Hell appreciated by IBFT by Charles Bukowski relentless as the tarantula --------------------------- they're not going to let you sit at a front table at some cafe in Europe in the mid-afternoon sun. if you do, somebody's going to drive by and spray your guts with a submachine gun. they're not going to let you feel good for very long anywhere. the forces aren't going to let you sit around fucki...

_____________________________________________________________________________ ---------------------------- I Bleed for This? ------------------------------ ------04.07.96-----------------------------------------------------#053------ Please Don't Write to Us by Lost Suburban Children [1/1] [Private] >From : Lois Lane To : Jason Farnon Subject: IBFT Date : 01 Dec 95 18:08 Hello, I have no idea if you'll be flattered or annoyed by this short note so take it as you will. I recently came across issue #22 ("Stupid Townie Fucks"), written by your partner Snarfblat. That's got to be the best piece of writing I've ever seen circulated throug...

_____________________________________________________________________________ ---------------------------- I Bleed for This? ------------------------------ ------04.07.96-----------------------------------------------------#052------ You Stupid Fuck, You don't know DOS by Snarfblat If there are any cave-dwelling bear-fucking hicks out there who still haven't learned how to use DOS, you might as well not bother, because it's going to be obsolete any day now. But if you thirst for knowledge yet have the IQ of wet shit, this is the book for you. The first step is to turn your computer on by pressing the White Power Button. Your computer wil...

_____________________________________________________________________________ ---------------------------- I Bleed for This? ------------------------------ ------04.07.96-----------------------------------------------------#051------ If Shit Could Have AIDS appreciated by IBFT This is a story about Rintrah, that we ran across on alt.sex.fat. Rintrah is a local legalize-tattooing activist, and is working very hard so that the good people of our state won't have to break the law to irreversibly maim themselves. If ferrets can be legalized, why not tattoos? We wish her luck! If you are ever in Cambridge, stop by Cafe Liberty on Mass Ave. Th...

_____________________________________________________________________________ ---------------------------- I Bleed for This? ------------------------------ ------04.07.96-----------------------------------------------------#050------ http://www.senate.gov/~exon/".. "/prostate-cancer/ponysuk2.gif picked from a pool of kangaroo diarrhea by IBFT On the day last week when the telecommunications bill was passed in the Senate, NPR played a tape of Senator Exon on the Senate floor including a prayer by a Senate chaplin. "Almighty God, Lord of all life, we praise You for the advancements in computerized communications tha...

_____________________________________________________________________________ ---------------------------- I Bleed for This? ------------------------------ ------04.07.96-----------------------------------------------------#049------ com1122 by Jason Farnon This is something I wrote when I was a freshman who had not yet realized how wonderful having a full time job was going to be! Now I don't bother myself with silly things like awareness. I pass the time away counting my money, drinking, and masturbating. Newsgroup ccs.courses.com1122.science not in .newsrc--subscribe? [ynYN]n Newsgroup ccs.courses.com1122.sports not in .newsrc--subscr...

_____________________________________________________________________________ ---------------------------- I Bleed for This? ------------------------------ ------04.07.96-----------------------------------------------------#048------ Poetboy Versus the Grain Silo by Snarfblat It was Christmas morning. 5:00am. Poetboy hadn't slept all night - he'd been too excited, thinking about all the amazing toys and candy that were waiting under the Christmas tree. Finally, he couldn't stand it any longer. He jumped out of bed, put on his Power Rangers slippers, and ran downstairs. To his surprise, there was nothing under the christmas tree. Nothing,...

_____________________________________________________________________________ ---------------------------- I Bleed for This? ------------------------------ ------04.07.96-----------------------------------------------------#047------ Cameo by S. Ratte' appreciated by IBFT [eye luv IBFT!@! That'z Y I wrotterzers this ph1le 4 themm. I hoppe 2 get lots' of 14 yrs. old girlies and $$$ whe|/| th1S ph1l3 becomes p0pular like some drugs. -S. Ratte'] _ | \ | \ | | \ __ | |\ \ __ _____________ _/_/ | | \ \ _/_/ _____________ | ___________ _/_/ | | \ \ _/_/ ___________ | | | _/_/_____ | | > > _/_/...