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Created 28 Apr 2019
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Impulse Lameality 05

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 · 15 May 2019
$$ s$ $$ $$ impulse lameality press no. 003 - at war with iR. [-- $$ $$ -- ------------------------------------------------------ --] $$ $$ "Push The Retard: The Coolest Recess Game Ever" $$ $$ written by gir $$ $$ released 04/26/03 [-- $$ $$ ------ ------------------------------------------------------ --] It is with great difficulty that I begin this file. I've had to take time to myself this week to reflect on my past and being taken back to the playground of my elementary school. At first, I got so upset that I just wanted to stop writing. I couldn't handle all those memories from so long ago. They made me feel dirty. Not dir...

Impulse Lameality 04

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 · 15 May 2019
$$ s$ $$ $$ impulse lameality press no. 003 - at war with iR. [-- $$ $$ -- ------------------------------------------------------ --] $$ $$ "DON'T MESS WITH MY MONSTER!" $$ $$ written by st0vbold $$ $$ released 04/16/03 [-- $$ $$ ------ ------------------------------------------------------ --] We all know it. There's a monster under everybody's bed. In everybody's closet along with the skeletons of a life hidden away from our beloved. But no matter how hard we try, these monsters and skeletons will eventually come back to haunt us. And that, my friends, is the reason why Impulse Reality's so-called "war" will end as abruptly as ...

Impulse Lameality 03

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 · 15 May 2019
$$ s$ $$ $$ impulse lameality press no. 003 - at war with iR. [-- $$ $$ -- ------------------------------------------------------ --] $$ $$ "What's with that anyways?" $$ $$ written by gir $$ $$ released 04/15/03 [-- $$ $$ ------ ------------------------------------------------------ --] its linear: so apparently you're never supposed to tell your girlfriend her sister is pretty? I've never dated anyone with a pretty sister but a couple of my girlfriends had really hot moms. But apparently telling your girlfriend her mom is hot is just as bad as telling her she has a hot sister. "BUT I DON'T EVEN HAVE A SISTER!" "Oh right. That's...

Impulse Lameality 02

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 · 26 Apr 2019
$$ s$ $$ $$ impulse lameality press no. 002 - at war with iR. [-- $$ $$ -- ------------------------------------------------------ --] $$ $$ "Why I Take Up This Sword" $$ $$ written by oregano $$ $$ released 04/13/03 [-- $$ $$ ------ ------------------------------------------------------ --] You may be wondering why I have taken up sword in hand. No, you are wondering more about my target. oregano, why are you taking up sword in hand against linear? Isn't he your father? I guess that is common knowledge that linear is my father, but let me tell you about this father and ask yourself if you too would not take up sword against him i...

Impulse Lameality 01

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 · 26 Apr 2019
$$ s$ $$ $$ impulse lameality press no. 001 - at war with iR. [-- $$ $$ -- ------------------------------------------------------ --] $$ $$ "SCREW THAT! Angstmonster forever!" $$ $$ written by gir $$ $$ released 04/10/03 [-- $$ $$ ------ ------------------------------------------------------ --] Some of you might be thinking and then again some of you my be braindead. Either way, what's angstmonster doing starting a war with Impulse Reality? Why do we gotta playa hate like that? Well if anyone is playa hatin', it's certainly not the thuggish brutes and original hamsters of the angstmonster crew. IT IS IN FACT LINEAR HIMSELF! DON'...
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