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Persistence of Time

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Created 28 Apr 2019
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Persistence of Time 18 steal

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 · 26 Apr 2019
ÜÜÜ Üßßß ßßßßßßÜÜ Üß ÜÜ ßÜ Üß Üßß ßßÜ Û Û ßÜ ßÜÜ Üß Û ßßÜÜ ßß ÜÜÜÜ ßÜÜ ßßÜ Üßß ßÜ ßßÜÜ ßÜ Üß ÜßßÜ ßÜ ßÜ ßÜ Üß Üß ßß Û Û ßÜ ßÜ ÜßÜßßßßßßßßÜ ÜßßßÜ ÜßßßÜ ÜßÜ ÜßÜ ÜßÜ ÜßÜ ÜßßßßßßÜ ßÜ ßßÜÜÜ ÜÜÜßß ßÜÜÜ ÜÜÜß Û Ûß Û Û Û Û Û Û Û ßÜ Û Û Û ÜßßßÜÜß ßÜÜ ßßß ÜÜÛ Û Û Üß Û Û Û Û Û Û Û Û Ü ß Û Û Û ÜÜÜÜÜ ßßÜÜ ÜÜÜßß Û Û Û ßßÜ Û Û Û Û Û ßßÜ Û Û Û Û ßÜÜ Û Û ßß Ü Û ßßßÜÜÜÜßßß ßß ßßß ßß ßß ßßßßß ß ß ß ßßßßß ßß Let me start off by saying, "There is always a margin of error and if you are actively doing something, the percentage of being caught increases EVERY DAY!" In other wordz boyz and girlz, I'm trying to say, "Keep your fucking nose clean and if you are un...

Persistence of Time 17 ofend

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 · 26 Apr 2019
KILLER WOMBAT FOR PERSISTENCE OF TIME ZINE PRESENTS: -=*THE ART OF OFFENDING*=- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Offend- 1. To cause resentful dispeleasure in. 2. To affect disagreeably. Offensive- 1. Causing resentful displeasure. 2. Repugnant, as to the moral sense or good taste. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- INTRODUCTION Sure, people suck, all of them. Ever wanted to piss someone off really badly or hurt their feelings purposefully? Are you sick and tired of being pollitcally correct? Fuck it then, offend! Mainstream people (the ones that suck...

Persistence of Time 16 bbs

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 · 26 Apr 2019
The SysOp's guide to running a really cool BBS. Electrik Kool Aid SysOps are a slightly eccentric breed. Often they provide an outlet for countless computer hobbyists that is free to everyone but the SysOp. In return they tolerate abuse of their system, receive 3:00am phone calls from users who have forgotten their password, incur substantial expenses, and get very little, if any, acknowledgment that they exist as anything more than the person who writes the logon announcements. The low cost of the required hardware, the plethora of BBS software and the relative ease with which a BBS can be run allows many people to enter this somewhat b...

Persistence of Time 15 yam

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 · 26 Apr 2019
YAM I AM By: Count B. and Dr.F. ***************************************************************************** The following text should be read on a street corner by a man wearing a a large yam costume. ***************************************************************************** Yam I am you say to me. Ham I am I say to thee. To learn I cram I must study. For Spam I am I say to thee. I go to bed In my jammy's. For Yam I am I've hurt my knee. I've lived my life I've payed my fee. I use the restroom When I have to urinate. I spewed up A can of Spam It's stuck inside Oh Goddamn! "You are sick" She says to me But Yam I am She fails to see.

Persistence of Time 14 unt

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 · 26 Apr 2019
(by Count Buttocks & Dr.Frankenscrotum) THE COMPILATION by šnt, an East German contemporary poet The Pissing Woman ----------------- The woman pisses slowly The woman pisses quickly The woman pisses forever!!!! The Whore Who Likes to Scratch Her Anus --------------------------------------- Does it itch? Does it itch, you bitch? Scratch yourself. Scratch yourself! Scratch yourself!!!! The Male Vagina --------------- The male is a whore. A big fat whore. whore-man. whore-man! WHORE-MAN!!!! 

Persistence of Time 13 robot

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 · 26 Apr 2019
ROBOTIC VIOLENCE ---------------- By: Muthergoose In response to the public's demand for violence, there has been a growing trend for violence of a robotic nature. All aspects of the media and entertainment industry are alluding to this. This concept is not a new one. In fact it has already been proven pop- ular in the entertainment of the past and present. Movies such as "Robot Jox" have won over a cult following. Video- games of this genra have also proven succesful such as "Metaltech", "Mech Warrior", and "Nuke'm Duke'm Robots". For younger audiences, shows over the years, such as "Voltron", "Transformers", "Go-Bots", and "Power Range...

Persistence of Time 11 cats

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 · 26 Apr 2019
I know there have been more than a few articles on how to torture poor defens- less cats, but none of them have impressed me, so I decided to write a new one! TOO LONG'S IDEAS OF HOW TO TOURTURE CATS ---------------------------------------- 1>Buy a can of PET OFF and get a box (I prefer an animal travel cage thingy) Spray the PET OFF in the box and drop the poor cat in. Then listen to the screams! 2>Take a stretchy rope or bungie and tie it around the cats legs. Throw the cat off your deck or roof. Its cat bungie jumping!! (Holding on to the end of the rope is optional) 3>Here's one you can do with a lighter. Take the cat and light its t...

Persistence of Time 10 eggs

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 · 26 Apr 2019
Cracked Eggs & Sleigh Bells By: Muthergoose I just couldn't decide who to put my money on. It was the night of the big fight between Santa Clause and the Easter Bunny. The seats were packed and the odor of cigar smoke hung in the air. Everyone was yelling back and forth to each other, waving fistfulls of that great green stuff, money. As the house lights dimmed, I hastily put a thousand down on the Easter Bunny. The bookie wrote it down and told me where to meet him, after the fight. The loudspeakers crackled and buzzed, sending out some piercing feed- back. "Ladies and gentlemen," the announcer began, "Tonight, the main event! In this c...

Persistence of Time 09 ghand

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 · 26 Apr 2019
The Secret Poetry of Ghandi by: Muthergoose & Weir-me VICTORY ------- Red. Everywhere! Blood, Death Violence, Murder, Chaos! PASSIVE PERSUASION ------------------ Look at the flowers, Look at the woman, smelling their sweet aroma. Now look at the woman with my loin cloth wrapped around her neck. KATS ---- I Kan't Kount the Kats. They make me Krazy. I Kan Kick the Kats So they stop singing while I sleep. HINDU SCREAM ------------ Have you ever heard a Hindu Scream, or a Muslim moan in fear? Have you ever seen a Hindu puke, after one too many beers? Have you ever felt Hindu love, a bald man's sweet caress? Have you ever seen a little boy, ...
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