Pete and Bernies Philosophical

POET AND ERNIE'S POST-ANAL SHIT'OUSE VOL 1, ISSUE 4. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Written, and inspired by.. PeeWee Lee (he used to be tiny, now he's HUGE in Finland!) D.L. (He used to be HUGE, now he's just marginally less HUGE) Svven Spangler.(Always been HUGE!) Crtchy.(Used to be slightly HUGE now a lot less HUGE!) Scary Towell.(Never been HUGE!) Yoshi Tateishi(Has a HUGE heart but small body, also famous for being the only female to ever write for P&B, which as a feat in itself is HUGE!) Regular guest star and HUGELY propper author... Ben Ohmart. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>...

PETE AND BERNIES PHILOSOPHICAL STEAKHOUSE. ISSUE 3, AND IT'S 1995 BY JINGO! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Written and/Or inspired by:- D.L (that's me). Pee Wee Lee (he's a little guy with a big heart) Yoshi Tateshi (or something else I can't spell) Sven Spangler (He's a twatter, or rather not to date) Pete Murrey (of Murrey mint fame) Bernard Bressley (of Carry-on 'oaf' fame) Special guest star... Ben Ohmart Also staring... Pippa Henderson (as Connie the Maid) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Foreword Well kiddies Christmas is over and I hope Satan bought you ...

POET AND ERNIE'S POST-ANAL SHIT'OUSE VOL 1, ISSUE 2. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Written, and inspired by.. PeeWee Lee D.L Sven Spangler Paul Davies Peter Grifiths Bernard Gessle Mojo Flopcock >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> INTRODUCTION: THANKYOU ,......Tonka. Thankyou for subscribing and don't worry about Englishness in Issue two as I've included an English slang dictionary just to piss you off. Get you're friends to subscribe, and your aunties too, and your mums and your girlfriends and everyone you know so that we get lots more people subscribing th...

PETE AND BERNIE'S PHILOSOPHICAL STEAKHOUSE VOL 1, ISSUE 1. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Written or inspired by:- Sven Spangler (scumpiggy) Pee-Wee (Mr. Unreliable) D.L (The nicest kind of wife killer) Chief MÕBinki (Caretaker to the famous corpse of Charles 1st) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Foreword: You know I really cannot be bothered. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> First article: Gimme some wood, and IÕll build you a cabinet. The genealogy of Oates (out of Hall and Oates) Kenneth had two sons, one was...