Poor Old Ugly Pompous Electron

---- ========================== ---- Stephen Thomas Schweizer, AKA Nybar a POU-CREW PRODUCTIONS Affiliate presents: -- ANOTHER EPISODE OF POUPEY -- .. (yo, what the fuck?) .. -- LIVE N DIRECT--POUPEY #22 IS LARGE -- ===============(in stereo)============== Remember when POUPEY hit your block? Jamesy was the guy that we did mock Murmur was told to suck a cock THOSE WERE THE DAYS Jubzie was still known as j0ltcola the big disease was still e-bola and the dance of choice was the polka THOSE WERE THE DAYS Jamesy hasn't really emotionally progressed Nybar is still crazy it must be professed he writes POUPEY as if possessed... THESE ARE THE DA...

Poupey 21. First, there was nothing. The nothing is impossible to comprehend or contemplate; it exists on every level, and is the moment just before time began. Eventually, the void came to be. There was no evolution from nothing to void-- the existance of nothing can't be proved, but in theory exists. Void wasn't much less boring. Swirling energies of indescripable power dominated it; and seemingly nothing would ever happen. But even energy eventually developed crude need-- to have some purpose or design. Ironically, it's purpose or design was to *have* purpose or design-- but so it was. Eventually, a vast intellect comprised of nothing...

* / \ / \ / \ / \ /poupey 20\ /___________\ || || all i want for christmas is shoe (ascii by duck) A very poupey christmas story. THE SCENE: God is sitting in front of his computer, looking at porn and stroking his rod. A bottle of whiskey is in his hand. Michael, the goody two shoes angle, enters. Michael "Um.. god.. ah.." God "Can't you see I'm in the middle of something@!!!@" Michael "Well.. it's just.. you're a really lazy motherfucker. You haven't created anything good since Star Trek!!" God "I'm an artist, damnit, not a doctor!" Michael "Hah.. yeah.. one of those washed up artists who does nothing all day, a...

Poupey #19. I was having a mid life crises; I wanted to kill. I walked around, seeing republicans. Conformists. Pre pubvescent girls liking hanson. Ohhh.. hanson.. a buncha androgonystic FREAKS! Reminds me of a clever anectdote.. involving a female version of hanson.. a bunch of midget farmers, and 8 foot tall prostitute.. but I digress. I wanted to kill all of them. But I knew my meager means of killing, aka knives and if I was lucky guns.. would not be sufficent for this task.. even if I could get them all together.. they would probably beat me in a brawl.. safety and numbers and all. So I choose the logical course... noo not pretendin...

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P-O-U-P-E-Y SIXTEEN! WOO HAH! JUBJUB IS FIRED! POUPEY. (intro) thasright now. FUCK YAH! Fuck all you slimy fucking nig greasballs. Fuck you italian meatballs. Fuck you patties. Fuck you ankle biters (you included mogel). And FIST FUCK ALL YOU FUCKING REPUBLICANS@!@!$ UP THE FUCKING ASS@!!@$! The poor don't want less soup, the gays don't want "Official hate gay day" the blacks don't want pictures of them in suits with penis hanging out semi erect. I don't fucking want you in office. So from now on, only my vote counts. Also, you democrats. GRAHHH!#@$!@$!$#@ Just as bad as the republicans. Almost worse, because you pretend to be about free...

poupey issue 15. april 9th, 1997 FUCKSHIT%!@#$!#@$ WHADDAORF FOROKS IS GOIDOFDHNA FUKAING HAPPWNR TO POUPEY@#%@!#$ FUCKCKK!@$#!@$ I NO WANT TO DIE!@$$@! NO WANT DIE!@ FUCKING ACID + BASE=DEATH!#@$!#@$ CSHHTIIRTIITI!#!#@$ ESHITO!#@$!$ FUCK!$#@!#$ BOOM!!!@! NOT KFDIXT DIE I WILL NOT DIE WANT NOT TO DIE!#@$ FUCK $#@!!@$@! DICK SHRINKING!@$!@$ BRAIN CSELLS VANISHING#Qr!$#@ here IS THE issue. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ nybar is going to die - sniff. Nybar's last day on earth, a portrait. (oohh... portrait.. classy) <nybar wakes up> Nybar "FUCK!#$@!#$!@#$.... I NEED ANOTHER FIX@$@!!@$!@$!!" ...

[ MOGEL BIRTHDAY ISSUE, POUPEY #14 ] [ Mogel, of the Snobby `Zinesters ] [ A Clear Ripoff, by Nybar ] Mogel: "Greetings once again readers... I am MOGEL; OF THE Snobby `Zinesters@$!@ My good friend pip of the bald-people bald-people, and his fellow tribe member jubjub are here, too. Pip: "Heh.. I'm bald" Mogel: "Yes.. but do you walk with a woman?" Pip: "Yes, I----" VWEEEEVROAMFKAMMAMA@!#$!@$ Bf, of the space people interrupts the signal!@$!@$!$@ Bf: "Crank Crank.. you are not a skank, think of you when I masturbate." Pip: "Ahhh.. draw on my dick?" Bf: "FOOLISH EARTH MAN!@$!@$!@$" <bf disintergrates pip's dick with his space man deat...

___ _ _ _______ __ __ / _ \| | | |_ __ | ____\ \ / / # 13 | '_ \| | | | | | | '_ \| _| \ V / | |_) | |_| | |_| | |_) | |___ | | (k3wl a55 azzk33 provided | .__/ \___/ \___/| .__/|_____| |_| by m0gel) |_| |_| = "poupey, our poop is better than nevada, but just barely" - nybar = = = No good name ------------ Nybar "Eye'm da don!" Froboy "Yumm.. isn't dat a widdle derivative?" Nybar "MY WORK IS NOT DERIVATIVE!!!!!! HERE! LOOK! I WROTE A.. *NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW*.. NON DERIVATIVE STORY!" <froboy begins to read the story out loud> Froboy "...Call me ishmael.." <after the stories done> Froboy "Forget it ...

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