Pucktales

------------------------------->PuCKTaLeS!<---------------------------------- ISSUE #4: Different Strokes!!! A Note from our President: Hi, please take note that no animals or bitches were harmed in the creation of this text file except for my dog and my sister. Different Strokes One day Arnold came home from school and mr. Drummond was sitting on the couch. He said "come here arnold" and arnold came and sat on mr drummonds lap and felt a boner in his back and said "daddy what is that" and mr. drummond said "arnold that is my penis and now I have a boner right now" and arnold said "I don't like that" and he punched the boner and mr. ...

----------------------------->PuCKTaLeS!<------------------------------------ ISSUE #3: Mr. Belvedere! A Note from our President: Here's a neat pick-up line that y'all can use next time you're funkin out on the town: "Hey baby, wanna suck a fart outta my ass?" Works for me... any-hoo, here's Mr. Belvedere! Mr. Belvedere One day Mr. Belvedere was eating twinkies. Wesley came in. "Hello Mr. Belvedere" said Wesley. "Hello Wesley" said Mr. Belvedere. Then Wesley took down his pants and had on underoos and mr. Belvedere said "why did you do that" and wesley said "I like underoos they are nice" and Mr. Belvedere took the underoos away and ...

----------------------->PuCKTaLeS<------------------------------------------ Issue #2!!! A Note from our President: Wellpers, the first four issues are being released all together and stuffers, so same old same old as the last one, funky funky! Please send all feedback or inquiries to puck@ripco.com GRACIAS! Happy once, Happy twice, Happy Chicken Soup with Rice!!! Wellpers, here goes another one: Small Wonder One day Jaime was cleaning Small Wonder when she grabbed his penis. She started to suck on it and Jaime liked it. Then it shocked him because she's a robot and she makes electricity so his penis began to fry. Then Small Wonder b...

------------------------>PuCKTaLeS Issue #1<-------------------------------- A Note from our President: Howdy Doody folks, and welcome to the first issue of PuCKTaLeS!!! Right now, this text group has one writer... ME! Wheeeeeeepers! Wheeeeepers! I'm Puck!! Whoooooooooooooopy Dooooo! Anyway, I've been writing these stories for quite a while now, just for the hell of it. I don't get off on 'em or nuthin, I Just think they're funny as shit. They're supposed to look like they're written by a 2 year old... Dat's the funny part! Woooopy! It's that easy!!! Please don't think I'm a deranged sicko or nothing. <evil grin>. La la la la la ...