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This is SLAP #3. SLAP now has it's own FTP archive. ftp.teleport.com /users/derek slap.1 slap.2 slap.3 SLAP #3 is late but I am operating on once a month schedule now. I still have no contributors (except for VanRant in the last issue) Anyone is welcome to contribute material. Whatever! Send email for subscripitions! Do not forget to send complaints and adoration to: derek@teleport.com. Thanks Derek ___________________________________________________ INDEX 1---PBS 2---What We Need 3---Historical Figures Explained Through Talk Show Psychology 4---Filler 5---Reader Poll 6---Filler 7---News Briefs 8---Dad Is in the Ground and Mom Is...

------------------------------------------------------------------------------ SLAP #2 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Letter from the Editor: This issue is late but get used to it. I am a slow person. Actually there were a series of events that prevented me from publishing this sooner. I had been watching way too much violent TV and got a little crazy. I held up a bunch of 7-11's and shot all the by-standers just for a cherry slurpy. I was arrested and acquitted of all charges on the grounds that I was a victim of Television Violence and couldn't be held responsible....Cool...I am in therap...

------------------------------------------------------------ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> SLAP<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< -----------------------------------#1----------------------- LETTER TO YOU: SLAP has no goals. This is not a subversive underground e- zine. It doesn't tell you what is cool and what is not. It is not hip. Normal people can read it and enjoy it. This first issue is pretty short. It only has 4 tiny articles. But if you like/hate SLAP send me mail. Submissions or subscription? Send me mail. Hopefully, SLAP will come out 2 or 3 times a...