Sex With Sheep

Brain Freeze BBS Review Big Johnson Board Name: Brain Freeze Sysop: Joe Camel First off, the sysop of Brain Freeze, Joe Camel, is a great guy. Not one of these holier than thou sysops who purge you for saying one thing they don't like. He's a sysop that'll chat with you and will help you whenever possible. Since I can't ask any more of him, I give him a sysop rating of 10. The message bases are okay. Of course they are not great, but not many elite board's message bases are great. They aren't stupid conversations which is always good, but they aren't very active. If you want a board for a lot of messages, this isn't it, if you want a few...

Coruscant BBS Review Big Johnson Board Name: Coruscant Sysop: Boba Fett Boba Fett is nice like most other sysops. He's available for chat some of the time, and he doesn't mind talking. His one fault is his history of replying to mail. I understand that he may have loads of messages, but I once sent him e-mail and after a week, it was still unread. I finally got my answer by chatting with him. I have to give him a sysop rating of 8. The message bases of Coruscant are the best of all of the boards I go on daily. Of course, they aren't perfect, but they are good. After purges, no stupid users post stupid messages, and even when they do, it'...

Gemni II BBS Review Big Johnson Board Name: Gemini II Sysop: The Dark Twin The Dark Twin, a.k.a. Speed Daemon, is a great sysop. He replies to e-mail expediently and is sometimes available for chat. Whenever I have a question, he answers it. When I request something of him, he tries his hardest to do it, and when he can't, he tells me why. Obviously, I'm not very strict on grading in the sysop category mainly since it's so easy to be perfect. I have to give him a 10. The message bases of Gemini II are ok, but not great. They are semi-active, and have interesting conversations. I like reading them everyday, but I don't really care if I mi...

Self-Destruction BBS Review Big Johnson Board Name: Self-Destruction Sysop: Mr. Self-Destruct I get kind of a cold feeling from Mr. Self-Destruct. This mainly comes from not knowing him too well. I've never chatted with him mainly because I don't think he likes to chat. He doesn't post in the bases much either. He's good at returning e-mail, though. Also, he is making a real effort to improve the board. I think I'll give him a 7 although with never chatting with him, this is hard to gauge. I like Self-Destruction's message bases. I don't really like iniquity software, but that doesn't take away from the bases. The posts aren't frequent, ...

ALBUM REVIEW : Mr. Bungle - Disco Volante La Vaca On it's latest release, Disco Volante, MR BUNGLE strips away the already reckless song structures it utilized on it's eponemous debut in favor of .. (wait for it) PURE CHAOS! The merry result is an ever metamorphising noise of glits and demonic howling. Mik Patton's inhumanly versatile voice does arobics and backflips as he goes straight from crooner to weird little pig grunts to old man to just plain Death metal-ish. The band sounds remarkably different form the first album, but in a unique and newly original way. Lyric-less keyboard and sound efect excursions like "Chemical marriage" an...

Review on First Issue Of The SWS E-mag Big Johnson First off the name "Sex With Sheep" is very strange. It is slightly grotesque if you think about it literally. If you keep it in a humorous perspective as it was obviously intended, it is a good name. I also like the disclaimer explaining not to take the name literally, it is a good addition. The introduction to the E-mag is very informative and humorous. It explains the history of SWS in great detail, and adds some funny points such as when the writer refers to Chunk as having an "inferior mind". I think it is well written and you can tell the writer has intelligence. The articles have ...

WaRcRaFt ][ ReViEw LoCk JaW I a writing write a review(a completely biased and unfair review)of the game Warcraft ][:Tides Of Darkness...even the name is kewl... Being a fan of the original game(hell i actually paid for it)I was really happy when i saw this game ready to d/l on one of the boards i frequent(Hemispheres 0-5dayz:Kick Ass Warez)...I immediately spent the three dayz it took to d/l(its 23 files, or 10 if you just want the first couple of campaigns and half the sounds)...and set it up as soon as i deleted have my other games(i only had 20 free meg of space)...come to find out after going through the 30minute process of ...

ReViEw Of InIqUiTy CiRRuS Well, this is my first time writing for TiDE's EùMaG: SwS. I may also be drawing /´NSi for TiDE later on. The purpose of this column is to give a review of some of the new/old/common BBs softwares being used in the scene. The opinions expressed are unbiased and are based on fact and reader input. If you dont like the review, I urge you to call my board !oZoNE! at 77o.461.2166 and leave me eùmail; or call SuCCoTaSH at 77o.579.5794. I am writing this column to give the future/already SysOps out there a chance to compare and contrast the many different types of BBs software out there. This month I a...

Deliverance Lock Jaw the pain and sorrow, behind me dwells in the fathomous depths of hell only before me, can i see the light calling me from my valley, to leave the night out i step, in brave abandon fighting, with every step to just hang on for the road is niether easy nor well travelled and my fallen comrades, weak from their battles around me lie, in disarray asking for deliverance when they pray but mine, i know, lies ahead me in the distance the beckoning cross is shurely my deliverance

Caffine La Vaca Caffine Buzz good god yer outta control it's caffine buzz it's gonna burn out yer soul yeah now yer shakin' and movin' and twitchin' and screamin' and jumpin like there's no tomorrow yeah Cola rush you finish your tenth can and cola rush you're jittery-jacked-out, man! Here With the caffine just movin all around and it's just like liquid life it's a living it's the lifeblood No, no - Gotsta gista rush / then you crash oh no you fall you fall you fall Oh, No- it's the twista flush / when you smash around the walls at all, a ball! Coffee mug filled ten thousand times oh yeah it's coffe mug you must be outta your min...