Soveriegns of Bell

___ ___ / | Sovereigns | \ As the shovel speaks unto the ground, / | of | \ / | Bell | | \ Hands that cannot build must steal. / /| | __________ | | \ / / | | / \| |_ With love to Ma Bell. / / |__| / | \ \ / ---------\ | \ |\ \ Issue #16 By Author - 08/16/95 /__________ \ | \ | \ \ The new and improved / \ | ||__\ \ Beige Box / \ | \ \__________________/_________ /__________/ ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- REVISED EDITION AS OF 08/16/95 *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- * THE NEW AND IMPROVED BEIGE...

___ ___ / | Sovereigns | \ As the shovel speaks unto the ground, / | of | \ / | Bell | | \ Hands that cannot build must steal. / /| | __________ | | \ / / | | / \| |_ With love to Ma Bell. / / |__| / | \ \ / ---------\ | \ |\ \ Issue #15 By Dr. No - 08/16/95 /__________ \ | \ | \ \ One Last Drag. / \ | ||__\ \ / \ | \ \__________________/_________ /__________/ ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- "One last drag.." I said as I inhaled deeply on my diminishing cigarette. I threw it down and crushed it with my well polish...

___ ___ / | Sovereigns | \ As the shovel speaks unto the ground, / | of | \ / | Bell | | \ Hands that cannot build must steal. / /| | __________ | | \ / / | | / \| |_ With love to Ma Bell. / / |__| / | \ \ / ---------\ | \ |\ \ Issue #14 By Flatline - 08/16/95 /__________ \ | \ | \ \ I need a car. / \ | ||__\ \ / \ | \ \__________________/_________ /__________/ ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- It was a cool Thrusday night, and I had just stopped at the dark corner of Whitman and Royal. I pulled out my pack of Winst...

___ ___ / | Sovereigns | \ As the shovel speaks unto the ground, / | of | \ / | Bell | | \ Hands that cannot build must steal. / /| | __________ | | \ / / | | / \| |_ With love to Ma Bell. / / |__| / | \ \ / ---------\ | \ |\ \ Issue #13 By Dr. No - 08/16/95 /__________ \ | \ | \ \ Why. / \ | ||__\ \ / \ | \ \__________________/_________ /__________/ ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- 06/21/95 Grandma Mary. ------------- I am supposed to be sad. "She died today" they said. My mother was going up to see her fo...

___ ___ / | Sovereigns | \ As the shovel speaks unto the ground, / | of | \ / | Bell | | \ Hands that cannot build must steal. / /| | __________ | | \ / / | | / \| |_ With love to Ma Bell. / / |__| / | \ \ / ---------\ | \ |\ \ Issue #12 By Dr. No - 2/1/95 /__________ \ | \ | \ \ Drugs : The US's Monkey. / \ | ||__\ \ / \ | \ "The Monkey ain't no joke.. \__________________/_________ /__________/ So you wanna mess with the coke.." - Flavor Flav ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Drugs. They've driven the entire nati...

___ ___ / | Sovereigns | \ As the shovel speaks unto the ground, / | of | \ / | Bell | | \ Hands that cannot build must steal. / /| | __________ | | \ / / | | / \| |_ With love to Ma Bell. / / |__| / | \ \ / ---------\ | \ |\ \ /__________ \ | \ | \ \ / \ | ||__\ \ Issue #11 By Dr. No / \ | \ HoHoCon '94 Review \__________________/_________ /__________/ ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- I woke up at 7:02, ate breakfast, did a bunch of stuff in the bathroom, threw on my uXu t-shirt (thanks GNN) and then hopped in the car for...

___ ___ / | Sovereigns | \ As the shovel speaks unto the ground, / | of | \ / | Bell | | \ Hands that cannot build must steal. / /| | __________ | | \ / / | | / \| |_ With love to Ma Bell. / / |__| / | \ \ / ---------\ | \ |\ \ /__________ \ | \ | \ \ / \ | ||__\ \ Issue #10 By Dr. Strangelove / \ | \ diary of paranoia \__________________/_________ /__________/ ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- i see you. i see you peeping under my door, watching my feet, watching my dog. Oh, yes, i know you hired my dog to do your dirty wo...

___ ___ / | Sovereigns | \ As the shovel speaks unto the ground, / | of | \ / | Bell | | \ Hands that cannot build must steal. / /| | __________ | | \ / / | | / \| |_ With love to Ma Bell. / / |__| / | \ \ / ---------\ | \ |\ \ /__________ \ | \ | \ \ / \ | ||__\ \ Issue #9 By Dr. No / \ | \ Shhh Honey, I Think \__________________/_________ /__________/ It's Right Outside.. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- We had just gotten home from the movies, and my parents still weren't home. It was about 10:00pm, so it was already da...

___ ___ / | Soveriegns | \ As the shovel speaks unto the ground, / | of | \ / | Bell | | \ Hands that cannot build must steal. / /| | __________ | | \ / / | | / \| |_ With love to Ma Bell. / / |__| / | \ \ / ---------\ | \ |\ \ /__________ \ | \ | \ \ / \ | ||__\ \ Issue #8 By Dr. No / \ | \ Fun Things To Do In Stores \__________________/_________ /__________/ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Walk into Victoria's Secret and say... (to the salesman) .."Do you think this would look good on my Grandmother?" .."Where is the w...

___ ___ / | Soveriegns | \ As the shovel speaks unto the ground, / | of | \ / | Bell | | \ Hands that cannot build must steal. / /| | __________ | | \ / / | | / \| |_ With love to Ma Bell. / / |__| / | \ \ / ---------\ | \ |\ \ /__________ \ | \ | \ \ / \ | ||__\ \ Issue #7 By Flatline and Dr. No - / \ | \ Deep from the dead, \__________________/_________ /__________/ there rises.. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- TOMBSTONE - By Flatline ----------------------- A Tombstone is where I live And a Casket is my bed My covers a...