The Internet Sux

Issue 0007: "SPACE SHUTTLE JOKES!" The Internet Sux ---------------------------------------------------------------------- *** NOTICE *** All misspellings and attributions to the wrong person are in fact on purpose. This supposedly adds another layer of humor to the humor packet switching system, or HPSS. Please note that this issue is so highly offensive that I will personally rm it after passing out copies at my local chapter of "The Church of Scientology". Now on with the show! (special thanks to otopico@dto.net) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- NEW NERF(tm) AD CAMPAIGN (clear sky; green grass; so...

Issue 0006: "The gentle art of spamming" The Internet Sux ---------------------------------------------------------------------- The internet has brought us many things. Some good. Some bad and some Wonderful! One of those Wonderful things is spamming! Imagine, sending out your message, no matter how inane to thousands of people so dumb and ignorant of the media that they are forced to read! Well IMAGINE NO MORE! The future is here, now! --------------------------------------------------------------------- Spam. You've heard of it. You've even seen it in grocery stores. Ads hanging from every wall and banister trying to get you to spend ...

Issue 0004: "Culture" The Internet Sux ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Somtimes, some people, forget the culture that made them. Well stop it. The 80s happened. You were part of them. Its your fault too. ... and just so you don't forget ... --------------------------------------------------------------------- http://www.in.net/~radish/lyrics/blamerain.txt BLAME IT ON THE RAIN - Milli Vanilli 1989 You said you didn't need her You told her good-bye (good-bye) You sacrificed a good love To satisfy your pride Now you wished That you should have her (have her) And you feel like such a...

Issue 0003: "CHICKS! CHICKS!" The Internet Sux ---------------------------------------------------------------------- I know. You know. Women, or chicks as they prefer to be called, are quite hard to understand or figure out. Thats okay though. Why? WHY? Cuz my friend, you have the loving support of Internet, or as they call it in the US "The Internet", or as its called by those of us "in the know"... well nevermind. If there are two things that were made for each other they are a) the net and b) chicks. --------------------------------------------------------------------- First things first. Do you even know what a chick is? A lot of pe...

Issue 0002: "Damn I am bored." The Internet Sux ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Okay. So I quit IRC. Just said "I quit" and did it. Now what? CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME, WHAT NOW? Well I guess this will have to do. --------------------------------------------------------------------- http://www.filmzone.com/~vkoser/vader/starwares/scripts/empire.html Small changes: (presenting _Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back_ in 1rC l1ng0) ... Int3ri0r: UgLY TH1nGZ h0uZE * r2 p33king in a wind0, seez like a chann3l m0stly empty but ITZ liKE cozY. 3v3ryth9ng in THe Chann3l iz in aLl l0...

Issue 0001: "A static free start." The Internet Sux ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Hi mogel. Im going to start a new zine. Its got a really krad name. Well not really. But I have some great ideas. Well not really. But it will get you girls. Well only if they are drunk and ugly. But I think you will like it. Maybe. I call it, "The Internet Sux". ---------------------------------------------------------------------- ... and so it began ... After finding myself treading water in the sea of life I decided it was time to make a serious change in my future. That change of course would come in something s...