Vomit

ÛÛÛ ÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ AbraxasÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛ ÛÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛ Û Û ÛÛ ÛÛÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ Û #12 Û ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛÛÛ Û Û ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛ (Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while you could miss it.) Hey dudes. It's been awhile since we (I) released anything, so I thought I'd tide you over with this sordid tale of teenage rebellion. This was originally a mail addressed to my pal Slick Eddie, so that's why it's written assuming you know what the places are. Umm. Willowbrook's a mall, just so that you...

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ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛ Abraxas Û ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛ Û Û ÛÛ ÛÛÛÛ Û ÛÛ Û ÛÛÛ Û Û Û ÛÛ Û Û ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛÛ Û Û #10 Û ÛÛ Û Û ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛÛ Û Û Û ÛÛ Û ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛÛ Û ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛ (GET OUT LAMER!!!!!111!) ============================================================================ First, some local news before we get into this issue.Well,the Vomit homepage is open! Yay!!! Go visit it! It's fun! You run! You slide! You hit the bump, and take a dive! The address is http://www.gti.net/vomit Another wickedly cool development is that I got my own e-mail address for you to harass me a...

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[[[[[ WildFire]] [[[]]]] [[[[[ ]]]]] [[[[[]]]]] [[[[[]]]]] [[ [[ ]] [ [ ] ] [[[ ]]] [] [[ [] ]] [[ [[ ]] [ [ # ] ] [[ [[]] ]] [] [] [[ ]] [ [ 3 ] ] [[ [] ]] [] [] [[ ]] [ [ ] ] [[ ]] [] [] [] [[[[]]] [[[[ ]]]] [[[[[]]]]] [] (A "quickie", so to speak) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ A note from our esteemed founder Abraxas: WildFire was in health class joking about masturbation when the teacher just stopped her lesson and turned all eyes on WildFire. She said "Since you enjoy talking about it so much, why don't you write a report on it and read it for the class tomorrow?" Well, this is his re...