WTF 06
eZine lover (@eZine)
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WTF
· 26 Apr 2019
??-??-97 I don't like things that suck. Most things suck. There are very few things that I like, thusly. I like the smell of fresh-cut grass. I like the smell of weed. I like the taste of a taco. I like to watch _The Wall_. There's not much else that's worth my time. You aren't worth my time. Because you basically suck. You might think that everyone else sucks. But you do too. We all suck, some of us admit it, some revel in it, some deny it to others, some deny it to themselves. But every single fucking person out there sucks. Why do you suck? Because you're fooling yourself. Because you don't sit back and smell the roses. Because you're...