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// WWN.2 --0-- ::WEAKLY WIERD NEWS:: ::Issue 2:: Dedicated to bringing supermarket quality info to the Internet. --0.1-- ::COPYRIGHT INFO:: The following material may be freely transmitted, stored, printed, broken into pieces, mixed with other pieces, used for commercial purposes, plagarized and improved. --0.2-- ::CONTACT INFO:: Send articles and positive comments to dbennett@crl.com (Internet). Keep negative comments to yourself. --1-- ::CIVILIZATION STARTED BY HAWKS:: New research by the world's greatest anthropologists and psychics has arrived at a startling conclusion. The finest of what we call "culture" was inspired by bir...

//WWN.1 --0-- ::WEAKLY WEIRD NEWS:: ::ISSUE 1:: AN INTERNET TABLOID. --0.1-- ::COPYRIGHT INFO:: The following material may be freely copied, transmitted, printed, broken into pieces, mixed with other pieces, used for commercial purposes and plagiarized. --1-- ::GOVERNMENT ADMITS IT WAS RUN BY A UFO ALIEN:: Recently released intelligence documents reveal the following. In the 1930s code name "New-man" appeared. He claimed to be from Hungary. Subsequent investigations revealed that he had never be near the place. It was noted that he drove his car as though it were a flying saucer. He could do sums in his head faster than any exist...