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*** y0lk writer's interview form! yay! *** person being interviewed: briefly describe yourself as you would like to be seen by our loving public. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- my thoughts and views are so insane no one can understand them. i don't exactly know what you mean by this, creed. do you mean physically or mentally? i don't get it. okay, well, i will make a breif list of my goals: * become some sort of totalitarian ruler of a nation what events does an average day consist of in your life? -------------------------------------------------------- driving around suburbia and honking my...

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--(y0lk)--------------------------------------------------------------------- y0lk #129: "120 white lines of love" - by kreid ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- HI. i just felt like writing an issue of y0lk. i don't really have anything to say, though. i am compelled to write though, because i care so much about my audience. they need me. this is the price of literary stardom. it's for the kids, you know? so i'm pushing towards the goal of 100 lines. just like old times. because just like old times, y0lk gets no attention. it took me something like ten issues to get people to start submitting st...

When I started to love you, by kaia It all started when I woke up in the morning and rolled out of bed. The first thought that came into my head, was, "MamNNpgg," because. I can't really think in the morning. But that was my second thought. By this time, I was awake and realized that I've played the character for so fucking long, that down to my very soul, my bery being, that, I've become the blue girl. By this I mean that Ive cried these tears of sadness for so long, watching beautiful red roses become wilted and putrid with thorsn protruding outward from all side, even on the petals, I mean, my skin was really blue. I felt like a subve...

--(y0lk)--------------------------------------------------------------------- y0lk #126: "Merry Fucking Christmas" - by meenk ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Every day I watch them. Consume, waste, pollute. They shrug it off with their shit eating grins, rationalizing their actions by occasionally donating to a cause or recycling, as long as it doesn't interfere with their important lives. This time of year is the worst. They wish merriment upon eachother, then tear out eachother's eyes over the last blue <insert fad action figure here> because junior would have a fit if he didn't have th...

--(y0lk)--------------------------------------------------------------------- y0lk #125: "damn cool nick" - by Mutter ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- <7:15:40 pm -- direct approach> *DarkCrow_* ummm...you're using my nick. *DarkCrow* what? *DarkCrow_* you're using my irc nick and, if you don't mind I'd like it back. *DarkCrow_* change your nick *DarkCrow_* hello?! *DarkCrow* no *DarkCrow_* but that's my nick -- if you think you can just come along and steal it you're wrong *DarkCrow* no I'm not. *DarkCrow_* I had it first!#@$ *DarkCrow_* HELLO>?!@# *DarkCrow* yeah? *DarkCrow_* gimme back ...

--(y0lk)--------------------------------------------------------------------- y0lk #124: "Can I help j00? (or, Foodservice Sucks)" - by meenk ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- I hostess at a gourmet kosher vegetarian restaurant. Basically, that means I show jews and picky vegetarians to tables, roll silverware into napkins, and take and prepare take out orders. Doesn't seem like a bad job, and it isn't; on very slow days. However, being the only completely kosher/vegetarian place in the area, really slow days are rare. I get in to work just after the lunch rush. This means I have about an h...

--(y0lk)--------------------------------------------------------------------- y0lk #123: "sweet-smelling leaves of potpourri up your fucking asshole" bykreid ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- hello. kreid speaking. AN IDLE MIND IS THE BEST WAY TO RELAX YOU FUCKING IDIOT. DON'T YOU REALIZE THAT WAR IS WAR? DON'T YOU FUCKING KNOW ANYTHING AT ALL ANYMORE? this is y0lk issue number #124. and i swear to god it will not contain any words like BOOGER, BONER, or COCKMILK because WE ARE INTELLECTUALS AND WE REFUSE TO APPEAL TO THE SICK NEEDS OF YOUR PATHETIC MINDS <coughdoo-doocough> and i fucking...