Going Ape Shit Press 033

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Going Ape Shit Press

 · 26 Apr 2019

  

             going ape shit press #33 by pip the angry youth 

  so, i'm a little obsessive... big deal, so shoot me... 

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         ode to the woman on the macy's spring sale catalog cover 

  she doesn't realize it yet, but she's going to be my bride someday, i 
first saw her on the cover of a catalog. 

  i was leafing through the sunday's paper, searching for something to 
read while i was on the toilet, and there she was.  the world's most 
beautiful woman was looking at me...  lovely eyebrows, perfectly shaped 
lips... wild hair... and lovely speckled freckles.  the one thing that 
captured my heart above all was her eyes.  the loveliest green of all 
creation...  there is not one thing wrong with her, and her taste of 
clothing in the catalog is just splendid... she is more beautiful than a 
new pair of snow tires. 

  if you know her, or are her... write me internet mail at 
pip@cybercom.com... i want to meet you, and become your husband..  i 
will be the best husband that has ever existed...  please marry me... 

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                                 max q 

  well, i bought this album a while back, during my discount bin 
splurging days... and i thought it looked nifty... so i grabed it (for 2 
bucks, how could you go wrong?)... well, i didn't like industrial music 
at the time, so i just threw it into a drawer... i just played it for 
the first time in 3 years, and i am in love with the album... just 
thought i'd tell you about it... get that album... it's a picture of a 
guy with short/long black hair spiked with the picture cut apart... it's 
pretty spiffy... 

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                                ode to me 

pip, you suck monkey balls 
mother looks at you and falls 
people run away in the halls 
you are alone in the bathroom stalls 

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  i like running a mag, if i get bored, i can release an issue if i 
like...