Going Ape Shit Press 026

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Going Ape Shit Press

 · 26 Apr 2019

  

         going ape shit press #26 by tut and pip the angry youth 

  well, we've been trying to collect a bunch of quotes that moron geeks 
have been saying around us... and here they are... enjoy... 

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  "wow!  you guys have a dairy queen up here!" 
     -tut when he spots a lone dairy queen by edicius's house 

  "dozens of beers, sir" 
     -rattle at a dwi checkpoint 

  "satan... 666... lucifer... 666..." 
     -ilsundal and his metal chick in their epic "clash of the faires" 

  "nine or ten........ THOUSAND times..." 
     -pip commenting on how many times that he masturbates a day 

  "your taco bell has PEOPLE in it..." 
     -tut commenting on port monmouth's economic structures 

  "when i get this thing working right, people JIZZ in my ear!" 
     -rattle commenting on his bbs 

  "nick, for your birthday, we're going to get you a box of q-tips" 
     -ilsundal and tut replying to rattle 

  "holy green..." 
     -ilsundal answering the phone 

  "it's... it's like... it's... it's like... like..." 
     -rattle trying to spit out a consisive sentence 

 
   User-Id: Edicius 
  NickName: no k-keen nickname 
   Message: no k-keen online msg 
 Signed Up: 11/15/94 
   Last On: 04/15/95 22:55 
     Class: INTERNET 
  On today: 1106 
       Sex: Male 

    -no comment 

  "ph34r m3!" 
    -m0gel... (like you couldn't tell) 

  "call me, ishmael..." 
    -a friend commenting on the sheer mass of a woman he saw 

  "i really need to masturbate right now..." 
    -pip when lying on his floor after just waking up 

  "don't be yelling at my cat like that... are you talking to me?" 
    -tut... ?!? 

  "ph34r m3 m0r3!" 
    -pip 

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  there will be another compilation of quotes in the future...