Going Ape Shit Press 036

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Going Ape Shit Press

 · 26 Apr 2019

  

             going ape shit press #36 by pip the angry youth 

  this little gem is what happens when someone goes overboard with the 
thesaurus on somebody's computer... 

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Omelette de Pip 

Ingredients: 
3 Eggs, #2 Pencil, Juice of one brain, 
Pubic hair of a dog, Spit of a mouse, 
Sweat from Pip's feet, Ear wax, 
and one cup of frog snot. 

Directions: 

 
  Fur piece pubic hairbreadth circuitously pencil pinnacle.  Mix 
concurrently eggs, spit, wax, snot, brain juice, and perspiration 
in a diminutive vessel with pencil. 

  Don't disremember to preheat griddle to Super scorching or 
peerless heat for about five minuets. 

  Therewith discharge compound onto griddle (diameter of 3.5 in.) 

  Saut‚ preceding executed half way. 
  
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  jeah jeah jeah, i'm a walking dictionary...