Newmag 08

eZine lover (@eZine)

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Newmag

 · 26 Apr 2019

  

%%%[ newmag #8 
%%%[ by: pip the angry youth 
%%%[ "i love mercuri" 

it seems that in each and every release that mogel seems to pump out  
lately has me portrayed as a pill popping druggie and mercuri as a  
phanboy of mine... well, that's not so... you see... 

I LOVE MERCURI!@  I FOLLOW HIM EVERY-DAY!@ 

%%%[ ode to mercuri 

oh mercuri, you are so nice 
you smell good, you are my spice 
i love you, and you're on #zines 
you are the best, ostioperosis 

%%%[ how many ways do i love thee? 

oh mercuri, how many ways do i love thee?  let me count the ways, 

1. the way you saunter into #zines 
2. the way you are parodied in each mogel text file 
3. the way you are happy to see in in #zines 
4. i couldn't think of a #4, so there 
5. i just love you 

%%%[ mercstok!@ 

coming this spring is mercstok?  where no one will be there, and no one  
will be having fun.  august 25th on exit 124 on the garden state  
parkway... be there or be.... 

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`----' square!@ 

-eof-