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Orange Cats Are Pretty 01
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Now I am sure that all of you reading this already
have a pretty good idea of what a nigger is.I know what you are thinking,
Black ,Am I right folks?Yes,I know I am.I did a survey of over 4
people and asked them,"What do you think a nigger is?".Thier Response
surprisingly enough was,"A black guy." Welp kiddies,I am here to
dispell all myths of exactly what a nigger is!
First off ,A nigger isn't exactly a black guy...A
nigger is a combonation of things,all to be listed below.
1)#1 on our nigger list is the music,they ALL listen
to rap ,hip-hop (what the fuck is that really?) and anything
with enormous ammounts of bass.This,for one thing,is just
really fucking stupid,why the fuck would you want your ears
to bleed from this anti-white music?And you can ALSO tell a
poor nigger from a rich/middle class nigger ,by asking them
if they know the lyrics to thier songs.if they do, that means
that they can't afford a decent (in thier oppinion,but of course)
bass machine.
2)#2 on our nigger list is thier clothes ,The baggiest
fucking clothes in the world are what every day Joe T Nigger is
wearing. And they just happen to look like Blue-Suade shoe
re-incarnations. They also have these fucked up lookin' pants
that have pockets sliding down from thier ass to thier the back o' thier
knees. Why? They ALSO let them "sag" in the back so thier ugly shit
smelling ass hangs out to offend all "Honkey Punks".
3)#3 on our list o' nigger traits,is the cars they
drive. Tinted windows ,195 inch woofers, 0% trebel.About 25
million of those trees ,and the biggest fucking pair of fuzzy
dice you have ever seen.They drive at like 5mph and have it
so loud it drowns the sound virtually ANYTHING!
4)Number 4 on our nigger will deviate from the nigger
of today, to concentrate on the nigger of yesteryear.You know,
Greasy Jeri-Curl (However the fuck you spell it) hair,about 17
gold teeth,and two brass knuckles that say Super ,and Fly..They
wear polyester leisure suits that they find at the 2nd hand shop
And Are Smooth talking ,in that ever so comfortable squeaky voice.
5)#5 ,the hairdoes of the conventional nigger.
The hairdo's of the conventional nigger are very diffrent
from the normal people,No matter how how much a nigger might
try ,it will ALWAYS look like pubic hair,And it is STILL greasy.
Mr.Joe T. Nigger,probobly gets it from eating at Kentucky Fried
Chicken so damn much.1 hairdo being,the BOX.looks like a godamned
cardboard box was put on thier head,and the barber just shaved away
.Much like the BOWL hair do that is ever so popular.I don't know what
other hairdo's are called But they all look like shit.
6) There is no number six.
7)#7 is directed at thier psuedo-language
Niggers have this language I like to call
-=Niggerese=-
It is Kinda' like english,but it is 90%
improper grammer, 5% African Accent which I might add is usually fake.
And 5% Illiteracy.Some of thier more POPULAR phrases are of course,
Homey,Homes,Homeboy,HomeSkillet,Word,Word up,Raw,Fresh,Dope,Dope Fly
Fly ,HomeFry ,G (usually after a Whad-up).Whaddup G ,Whaddup Q ,Q,Chill,
Brothah',MoFuckah',Honkey ,Punk (I consider this used under wrong context)
Fuckin' Headbanger (I have been refered to this MANY TIMES) Homey-G,
Dj,Dee-Jay,VJ/Veejay,Girl,GirlFrendd,And a varied assortment of others.
8)#8 This is for stuff they call White People.
Whitey ,Whit Boy,Punk,Punk ass mother fucka',Honkey ,Cracker,Pale,
Pale Ass Motha' Fucka',White Bread (How Lame),And Various Others.
9)Miscellaneous Stuff they do ,
Forget to take the wrapper off of a snickers bar 90% of the time,
Say they are a 100% nigger,and don't need no damn Ejuhmuhkayshun
(In English-Education).Allow other niggers to call them Niccah,or nigger..
But beat the shit out of a white dude for calling him that. Have sex
with thier reletives (mostly in southern states). Forget to take the
condom out of the package ,and scratch up thier partner,and have on
hell of a time gettin' thier dick in it. Be Plain ole' stupid ,Walk
with a retarded slouch ,and hands crossed over thier chest on opposite
shoulder.Wear "X" hats,what the fuck are they gonna do? get together
with a bunch of people with "O" hats a play Nigger-Tac-Toe?
10) Although this doesn't belong in How to Identify nigger text,
Here some stuff you can try for fun.
a)Try boiling a nigger to see if everybody
really is the same color underneath.
b)Go Nigger hunting in a urban area,
Preferably in a car with a fire
extinguisher.
c)Call them some names ,like:
Alabama Porch Monkey (Personal Favorite)
Nigger (duh)
African Butt Miner
Shit (hahah)
spook
Yahoo
Black ass bass monkey mother fucker
Shit with limbs.
Feces that walks erect
Monkey Fucker
1) Have you ever noticed how them dumb wads of
shit always have tags still on thier clothes? What the fuck
is that up with? Exactly What do they do this for? To show
that they are dumb enough To pay too much for shitty clothes?
Really Doesn't do too much for my oppinion of them as it is.
12) Thier Sneakers,aaah yes,the sneakers,
What would these greasy motherfuckers do without these nasty
looking slabs of "Simulated" leather sneakers with fucking air-pumps
and 2 foot soles,They pay TOO much for them and think it is C00L to
waste hundres of $$$ On a covering for the possibly the STUPIDEST (cool
word huh?) part of the human body,it looks pretty stupid ,And smells real
bad.And has more fungis living on it than month old shit (much like niggers!!)
I mean come on,what the fuck?
13) Thier attitude , Holyer than thou kiss my
butt and be like me or be called "HEADBANGER" attitude.
They should be shot for being so fucking nieve. Wake up niggers ,
your a minority ,much like 49% of EVERYONE in the world.
And you will NEVER (and i quote) "Have white people picking your cotton."
14) Have you ever seen one of thier modern day
heros? They have a sock on thier head,with some lint hanging off. C'mon
nigger boys.WHY? I laugh my ass off every time I see someone wearing one.
And not only do they look retarded,they cost like $25.00 ...why??
15) Welp ...This is the last one so I had
better make it good,Ah yes,here we go.
-=Nigger Names=-
They (especially the younger ones) have some pretty stupid names ...
Like Taiwan Daiwan ,Lookeesha,Yolanda Mooka (yip, Moo-Kuh),
Booda (Boo-Duh) Thou some niggers may be called the latter two as
nicknames,for some that is thier legal name. Dooky Notice how they
sound annd how they are spelled,you can easily see they are nigger
names by seeing how ther are spelled. Dilan (Die-Lahn),Tylan Mowdulan
(Mow-Duh-Lawn).
Welp people, Since I had to
rush out issue 0 and issue 1
I didn't have a chance to really
edit it, Correct errors. Here
ya go.
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