The Hogs of Entropy 0775

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· 26 Apr 2019

  

 
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 [09:11] <`six`> I have to tell you guys the conversation I had with my mom 
                 this morning 
 [09:11] <`six`> I borrowed some software from work, and made the mistake of 
                 telling my mother. 
 [09:12] <`six`> So... my mom like stages this confrontation this morning 

 Mom:    'I know what your up to' 
  
 Six:    'what mom'  

 Mom:    'YOURE A HACKER' 

 Six:    'Uh If I was a hacker, or even capable of being one, I would not be 
         a secretary' 

 Mom:    'It's a cover admit it' 

 Six     'Yes mom I am a mild manner secretary by day and a badass computer 
         hacker by night.  I spend all night on caffeine binges writing 
         cracks for all the latest Microsoft releases and then burning them 
         to CDs and selling them on the black market at a half the price 
         while still making 100% profit' 
  
 Mom:    'I KNEW IT' 
  
 Six:    'Mom, shut up I'm going to work now' 
  
 [09:14] <`six`> I get to work 
 [09:14] <`six`> phone rings it's mom 
  
 Mom:    'I want you to stop hacking' 
  
 Six:    'I would mom but I've become involved in an Asian software Mafia and 
         there's no way out except death' 
  
 Mom:    'Oh my gosh, honey we can get you help' 
  
 Six:    'No mom there is no helping me now, it's too late, you and dad can 
         take my hacking money stash and move to Hawaii, save your selves 
         <fake dramatic voice> there's.. nothing.. left.. for.. me.. 
         anymore.. 
  
 Mom:    'Gosh!' 
  
 Six:    'OH NO MOM THEY MUST HAVE THE PHONE TAPPED THEYRE COMING FOR ME OH 
         MY GOD THE ASIANS HELLPPPPPPPP' 
  
         <I hang up> 
  
        Mom calls back 5 minutes later, most likely after relaying our 
 conversation to my dad. 
  
 Mom:    'you little smart ass when you get home I want you to clean your 
         room' 
  
	<Mom hangs up> 

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 [ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS!        HOE #775 - WRITTEN BY: SIX - 8/2/99 ]