Impulse Reality 075

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Impulse Reality

 · 21 Aug 2019

  

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"Oh... SHIT.. I left my calculator in my pants and it got washed!!" 
	--Electronics class, said by the dumbass kid Ross 

"...He was cussing and I had to leave. 
>Was he cussing at you or around you? 
"he was cussing at me gurl.. 
>What kind of stuff was he saying? 
"Oh he was saying all kinds of four letter words." 
      ---overheard from two African American girls in girls bathroom at sinks 

"Why was the skeleton so unhappy at the Halloween Dance?  He had nobody to  
dance with." 
      ---German class 

"You know that car wreck that happened the other day?  Well the man lost his  
whole left side.  Isnt that just terrible?  He's allright now though." 
	---German class 

 
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