Impulse Reality 145

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· 21 Aug 2019

  

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     $$ $$                       "I Love Impulse Reality"               
     $$ $$                            written by BTK 
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I LOVE IMPULSE REALITY. BOW WOW WOW.  Wow impulse reality is soooo cool that  
i wanted to be part of it because it said that it meant nothing and I am a  
moron who isn't good at anything I thought I would fit right in but I hope  
that linear loves me enough to let me write for IR. 

	As I have stated before I am a moron so, oh shit, time to randomly  
change topics.  I love summer no school yay FUCK SCHOOL.  Gay days at disney 
happens during the summer and I know that not because I am gay(no one thought 
that!)  but because I live in florida. GO FLORIDA KICK THOSE COMMIE JAPS'  
ASSES!!! WHOOT WHOOT! 

	Anyway back to the subject at hand Pizza is good shit.  Once I was at 
my friend Bobby's house and that fucker ordered 2 fucking ham pizzas.  Ham  
pizzas tastle like shit and I kicked him in the balls because he didn't order 
a fucking pepperoni pizza and those are good.  When I kicked him he hit his  
head on a table and his dad walked in and yelled at me and I pretended that I 
hurt my foot so that he wouldn't yell at me so much. 

	Once bobby was babysitting for his sister and he tied her to a chair 
to shut her bitch ass up.  I woke up one morning and she was tucking me into 
bed.  GO SPOONERS!!! SPOOOONNN!! 

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