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----- GHOST SITES #26 [April 26, 1999]
----- by Steve Baldwin
(steve_baldwin@hotmail.com)
"Where the Hell is the April Issue?", one concerned reader recently
wrote us. And it's true, friends - Ghost Sites has been suffering from a
bad case of update lag, and it's an inexcusable lapse that makes us look
like a bunch of disreputable, lazy hypocrites.
In the best spirit of the Internet, we'll try to blame somebody else for
our troubles: two catastrophic hard drive crashes that blew away many of
your wonderful Ghost Site Tips, a maddening battle with TurboTax, the
fact that we're still under the gun trying to finish the NetSlaves book,
and, naturally, the temptations of Spring, which made us too melancholy
to pursue the grim tasks of digging up Web site corpses.
Finger-pointing aside, we feel dreadfully guilty that we've let you
down. A Web without Ghost Sites wouldn't be much fun, would it? If the
obituarist succombs, collective memory itself becomes imperiled, but
fear not - we won't let that happen here - it would be a Crime Against
History!
So with this excruciating confession out of the way, I've placed The
Doors' first album on the CD player, and will be replaying "The End"
until I finish this latest chronicle of Web sites "desperately in need
of a stranger's hand" to keep them up to date.
Related URLs:
http://www.disobey.com/netslaves/
*---- HOTWIRED'S SYNAPSE ----*
----- http://www.hotwired.com/synapse/
Cry yourself a river for the digirati - they've been so busy
architecting the future that they've become trapped hopelessly in an
unwanted past, or so it seems from examining Hotwired's "Synapse"
section, where, once upon a time, futurist John Katz waxed widely on
issues of media, cyber-society, culture, and other weighty matters. Katz
left in early 1998, but his site soldiers on, and the ghostliest among
Synapse's many decaying dendrites is its "Threads" area, which still
looks alive, but isn't - its newest comment is more than five months
old.
I happen to like Katz, and believe his writings deserve to be preserved
somewhere (perhaps in a book). Like myself, he's truly an underground
writer (i.e. he writes his stuff in an actual basement), but my sympathy
can't conceal my distaste for this useless, virtual mausoleum of
yesterday's political rhetoric.
At least Hotwired's webmasters could change Synapse's tagline: "A Place
Where Technology and Culture Connect", to something more befitting. How
about "Digirati Lost in a Time Warp?"
Thanks to Chris Stamper, an ever-vigilant Ghost Finder, for pointing
out, once again, that "the future ain't what it used to be".
Related URLs:
http://threads.hotwired.com/cgi-bin/interact/threads?synapse
[5 GHOSTIES] Site is Stuffed, Embalmed, and Ready for Internet Museum
*---- FANLINK ----*
----- http://www.fanlink.com/
I love it when big media corporations screw things up royally on the Web
- it proves to teeny-tiny people like you and me what we've always
suspected - mediocrity and incompetence hold sway in the high-rise,
grey-carpeted offices of culture.
FanLink ("the most comprehensive source of Minor League and Independent
Baseball") is a CBS-financed project whose unintended antiquity would
make William Paley turn over in his grave. According to the note on its
home page dated February 7, 1999, FanLink began to "move its data to a
new server", and would certainly be live by March 1. Fat chance.
More than eight weeks later, FanLink is still frozen in time, which
shows you just how efficient things are at Black Rock. I'm sure that
FanLink will get its act together someday, but right now, it's one of
the most laughably out-of-date corporate sites we've seen in a while.
Thanks to Robster for this one.
[3 GHOSTIES] Site is Dead, but Well-Preserved
*---- ADAM CURRY'S METAVERSE (DOUBLE REDUX) ----*
----- http://wwww.metaverse.com/vibe/index.html
Once again, death reports of Adam Curry's Metaverse site have been
wildly exaggerated - amazingly, this incredible Web relic is still
soaking up bandwidth, virtually unchanged, nearly 5 years after it
launched! We've written twice about Metaverse's ossified existence, but
we're continually amazed at how long Curry's Virtual Flying Dutchman has
persisted - it really does have an occult life of its own.
Although you can no longer get to Metaverse.com directly (this URL
redirects to www.thinkinc.com), hidden fragments of Metaverse, such as
its About Page (dating from 1993-94), and a long-dead Daily Sleaze
section can still be seen. Best of all for serious connisseurs of the
obsolete, Curry's entire Vibe section seems to be preserved intact,
providing historians with a glorious view of "http hype", 1995-style.
Rock on, Adam - You're the Dorian Gray of the Internet - may Metaverse
Never Die! Ride the Snake to the Lake!
Thanks to dsmead for reporting Metaverse's eerie persistence to us.
Related URLs:
http://metaverse.com/aboutus/aboutadam.html
http://metaverse.com/vibe/sleaze/index.html
[5 GHOSTIES] Site is Stuffed, Embalmed, and Ready for Internet Museum
*---- BAY WATCH NIGHTS ----*
----- http://www.baywatchnights.com/
Some day, a 21st-Century Oswald Spengler will write a dense tome proving
beyond a shadow of a doubt that it was Bay Watch, not Monica Lewinsky or
Pro Wrestling, that was the ultimate cause of the Demise of Western
Civilization (but now I'm ranting - let's stick to bitrot, shall we?)
Fortunately, bitrot collectors will find a lot of it at Bay Watch
Nights, an official Bay Watch site whose episode guide is frozen in
1996.
Does terminal bitrot at Baywatch Nights suggest that Baywatch itself is
an endangered cultural phenomenon? Not on your life - the ultra-
official BayWatch site is still ticking on moronically, and it, like
Mickey Mouse, will probably see us all dead.
Thanks to bkozell for getting us all excited about this piece of
drifting, steroid-laced flotsam.
Related URLs:
http://www.baywatchtv.com/
[5 GHOSTIES] Site is Stuffed, Embalmed, and Ready for Internet Musum
*---- THE JENNIFER REALM ----*
----- http://members.aol.com/jen6556/
Jennifer, whose last name is unknown, did what many people did a few
years ago - she put her whole life on the Web - photos, writings,
passions, and, of course, information about her pets.
The fact that there are so many people like Jennifer is why Geocities
Stock is flying through the roof. Let's face it: the whole high-flying,
Greedy-as-Hell Web business is underwritten by well-meaning people like
Jennifer who collectively generate GigaBytes of content without any
expectation of being paid for it (including yours truly). Why? Ego,
perhaps - or a crazy belief that just because we've got "something to
say", we have to say it here.
For a while, it seemed that Jennifer was content to pour out her life's
story on AOL, but then she moved much of her persona to GeoCities.
Somewhere along the way something went seriously wrong, and here's what
Jennifer says about what happened:
"I am ready to be done with it. I don't have the time. I don't have the
energy. I don't have the desire. It doesn't feed my ego to read e-mails
from lovelorn men. In fact, such notes disturb me to no end. So... no
more displaying of my life for people who should be working. No more
silly "journal" entries about bats and cats and Lunatics. It's just no
fun when people start taking it so seriously and questioning my motives.
It's also no fun when it becomes work."
Jennifer, I tip my hat to you - you're a pioneer in a new movement that
may well rock the Web industry to its core: people who've wisely decided
to shut up, take their sites down, and refuse to let their home pages be
used as fodder to feed ad clicks into the coffers of Wall Street's evil
IPO machine.
Related URLs:
http://www.geocities.com/Yosemite/Rapids/6332/jendet/photo.htm
http://www.geocities.com/Yosemite/Rapids/6332/jendet/journal.htm
http://www.geocities.com/Yosemite/Rapids/6332/jendet/passion.htm
http://www.geocities.com/Yosemite/Rapids/6332/jendet/pettriv.htm
[5 GHOSTIES] Site is Stuffed, Embalmed, and Ready for Internet Musum
*---- BLITZ MEDIA ----*
----- http://www.blitzmedia.com/home.html
Rogers Cadenhead, whose Cruel Site of the Day continues to be one of the
Web's sharpest satirical sites, e-mailed us recently with a report of "a
new kind of ghost site -- a dead spirit that manifests itself within the
living site that killed it". So we hopped over to BlitzMedia, in search
of abject decay, but were greeted by a home page that looks completely
up-to-date - no phantoms here, right?
Wrong. There are skeletons of antiquity buried within Blitz Media,
beginning with its "What's New" page, which links you to a disastrously
broken, obviously decommissioned Home Page that's still hanging around.
This odd slip-up is especially troubling, given that Blitz is a Web
design firm that should know that dead pages, even if they're hidden or
de-linked, don't really go away unless they're deleted. "How many other
ghosts walk among us, hiding within defunct navigational structures?",
Cadenhead asks.
Herein lies a profound lesson for that site managers need heed: Just
because you've removed links to old pages from your home page, search
engines will often still pick up the old pages, and when users follow
them, many will instantly become convinced that your project, whatever
it is, has flatlined.
Related URLs:
http://www.cruel.com/
http://www.blitzmedia.com/medianews.html
http://www.blitzmedia.com/home.html
[1 GHOSTIE] Site is Calling in Sick
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