M00se Droppings

Date: Not much From: Bill Dickson <WRDJ@CRNLVAX5> Subject: A bl00p from the grave To: Penguin Opus <PIRMANN@pilot.njin.net> Hi all. I'm still alive, more or less, and living in Ithaca. I'm working slowly on a M00se revival, but it'll take work. But that's not what I'm writing about now. I'm writing about four things. 1) If anybody has the most recent version of the M00se files (three separate files), please send them to me. They disappeared in my travels. 2) I'm working on a big petition to get Dave Barry's name on the 1992 presidential ballot. I'm also going to send him a m00se shirt and a copy of the charter. If any of you can ...

THE OFFICIAL HISTORY OF THE M00SE ILLUMINATI (Updated July 12, 1990) ORIGINS In South Windsor High School, located in the suburban hell of South Windsor, Connecticut, in the school year of 1983-84, a junior named Christopher S. Phillips was greatly interested in m00ses. He believed that m00ses are not only some of the most peaceful animals in existence, but also far more intelligent than they are generally given credit for. Coincidentally -- or perhaps not -- a sophomore, William R. Dickson, had just finished reading the _Illuminatus!_ trilogy by Robert Shea and Robert Anton Wilson. Greatly intrigued by the idea of secret conspiracies co...

OFFICIAL CHARTER OF THE M00SE ILLUMINATI 1) CHAPTERS: Each and every member of the M00se Illuminati is his or her own chapter. He or she is also the Bull M00se (spiritual leader), Grand Poobah (political leader), and treasurer (money-handler) of his own chapter. Therefore, a chapter could be listed as such: THE BILL DICKSON CHAPTER OF THE M00SE ILLUMINATI Bull M00se: William R. Dickson 261 Newt Road Aberdeen, CT 06011 (223) 699-1545 Grand Poobah: Billy Dickson 261 Newt Road Aberdeen, CT 06011 (223) 699-1545 Treasurer: Bill Dickson 261 Newt Road Aberdeen, CT 06011 (223) 699-1545 2) THRONGS: Any group of two or more chapters gathered toget...

_ _ _ _ .' `-' `. ..' `.' `. | moose `-. .-' lite | `--------;` `;----------' .-(o:o)---------. | | #2 ; _ o o | `. `.' ~~-. ; | : `----' STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION A Twenty Minute STTNG Short: "The Stupidity Snare" Scene: Standard shot of Enterprise in orbit. Picard: Captain's Log, stardate, et cetera, et cetera. During a mapping mission of the Omicron Kappa system, we came across the wreckage of a Pakled ship. Commander LaForge assisted in the decoding of information recovered from the ship's black box. FADE IN: INT. PAKLED ENGINEERING SECTION GERARLD is standing in front of a burned-out console. Faint trails of smoke are drifing u...

Date: Mon, 14 Nov 1994 01:19:19 -0800 From: Dark M00se Rising <wrd@beer.wa.com> Subject: M00se Droppings #51 (11/13/94) -- Mea Culpa! M00SE DROPPINGS #51 - November 13, 1994 ======================================= A-M00s-ing Anecdotes and Illumination By and For the Pawns of the M00se Illuminati _M00se Droppings_ is published on the 13th of each month, more or less. Send submissions and subscription requests to wrd@beer.wa.com. All contents copyright the respective authors. More explicit copyright notice forthcoming, pending consultation with Pr0phetm00se, our resident expert. This issue is being mailed to 84 chapters of the ...

Date: Thu, 14 Jul 1994 01:17:41 -0700 From: Dark M00se Rising <wrd@beer.wa.com> Subject: M00se Droppings #49 (July 13, 1994) --========================_23396994==_ Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" --========================_23396994==_ Content-Type: text/plain; name="M00se_Droppings_#49"; charset="us-ascii" Content-Disposition: attachment; filename="M00se_Droppings_#49" M00SE DROPPINGS #49 - July 13, 1994 =================================== A-M00s-ing Anecdotes and Illumination By and For the Pawns of the M00se Illuminati _M00se_Droppings_ is published on the 13th of each month. Send submissions and subscription r...

Date: Mon, 13 Jun 1994 21:42:44 -0700 From: Dark M00se Rising <wrd@beer.wa.com> Subject: M00se Droppings #48 (June 13, 1994) --========================_15213744==_ Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" --========================_15213744==_ Content-Type: text/plain; name="MD048.2"; charset="us-ascii" Content-Disposition: attachment; filename="MD048.2" M00SE DROPPINGS #48 - JUNE 13, 1994 =================================== A-M00s-ing Anecdotes and Illumination By and For the Pawns of the M00se Illuminati _M00se Droppings_ is published on the 13th of each month. Send submissions and subscription requests to wrd@beer.wa.c...

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