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Feb.28/93 The Fixer Presents Pranks, Revenge, and General Mayhem ______ ________ __________ _____ _____ ________________\ \ / \ \__/ / | | |________________ (_________________\ \/ \ \/ / | | |________________) (_______________\ /\ /| | | |_____________) (_____________\ /__\ /_| | | |__________) (__________/ \___\ /__| | | |_______) (______/ \___\ /___| | | |____) (__/ /\ \___\ /____| | | |__) /_____/ \_____\ \/ |_____|_____|_____| (C) 1993 The Fixer With thanx to JB and Turb0 I had a neighbour whose mufflerless VW jalopy used to cruise in at 3 in the morn...

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[]:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::[] :: :: :: Hide your women and your gold! He's back! Run!! RUN!!!! :: :: :: :: THE FIXER in 1990 Presents :: :: Pranks, Revenge, and General Mayhem XV :: :: :: :: This Lesson: Hot Phun in the Summertime :: :: Article dedicated to the memory of The Aardvark, may he burn in Hell. :: :: :: []:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::[] Well, this is my first Pranks file in almost two years now. Looking back at my old work, I have decided that the world needs more violence, more death, more destruction, more chaos. Fuck peace; rebuild t...

[Yawn] another PRANKS, REVENGE, and GENERAL MAYHEM file from THE FIXER July, 1988 I guess this makes #14 now... THC-][ (604) 595-0085 Metal AE (201) 879-6668 pw=KILL [1] Huge Phone Bills: 1.1 If your intended victim has a middle- or high-end answering machine or subscribes to a VMS service, you're in luck. These are usually endowed with the capability to remotely change the outgoing message tape (or memory, whatever) and are protected with a pathetic 2-4 digit code. Once you crack one of these, change the message going out so it says "This machine accepts ALL collect calls". Then get all your friends and relatives in Europe, south Americ...

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OK, here are a few tricks you can do via telecommunications channels..... - Did you know that some BBS programs crash when the number of users gets too large? I wrote a program called "Byter Writer", named for Jas0n "c0ckbyter" Anders0n, which gives your favorite sysop all the users he could want and then some.....It spent all night logging onto Byter's Board logging on plebian users... BYTER 1 BYTER 2 BYTER 3 BYTER 4 . . . BYTER 376 BYTER 377 "Fatal error! Too Many UserXHXYglyGYLF7r87('07f0f7('(rfvF68I['0:0@9u@* *erhy8v828b98v0v0(08bp0@:*@90*8vvVVVv0@q:q:udmnqnq8bq@f121f*6FNFCB0BN0 HF8HN781N0NVB8Q2N2878287874NJVL7VBNFNKJTKNHKG56G4 You g...

In previous articles I have written many techniques for revenge through sabotage. In addition to my thousands of Krazy Glue Tricks (only a few of which have actually been posted in files), I have devised a great many sabotage techniques for animate and inanimate objects. However, these were generally rather basic due to a desire to fit as many into one file as possible. Now, those days are over as I write larger, more helpful files. So, then, here is Pranks 11: Advanced Sabotage 1 - How to Destroy an Apple Computer. HOW TO BLOW UP AN APPLE COMPUTER: Anyone can blow up anything with a stick of dynamite and a fuse or det-box. But what we h...

Well, in the past I have dealt with framing people in a very small way, e.g. planting weed in your neighbor's garden, placing drugs or liquor in a buddy's locker, etcetera. When someone narcs on you, the best revenge is always to use the system to which they suck up to, against them and for your own benefit. Therefore this file will detail some advanced ways to get someone into all the trouble they deserve, and without implicating you! HIGH-TECH VOICE & AD FRAME JOBS: Did you ever see the movie "Used Cars"? Where the used car lot is almost shut down in court because a guy hired by the lot across the street modified a TV commercial (thru ...

This time we concentrate upon revenge, and what tactics best suit the circumstance. AUTOMOTIVE REVENGE: You have been ripped off by a mechanic: the problem in your car that he supposedly fixed has come back, after only a short while, and he won't cover it by warranty. Solution: Between the hours of 4 and 6 AM, "install" a similar fault into his own car. If it's the transmission, drain all his fluid. If it's the radiator, punch a nice big hole in it. If it's gaskets, apply acid to these so that HIS will fail too. If it's electrical, introduce a few nice shorts in the area that didn't work on your car. Be creative but be discreet! After al...