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Krad Issue 008
KRAD-NeeT0-ELiTE-0 'ZiNE.
K0MPiLED By: Panther Modern
iSSuE PH0r CEM STuPH.
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Well, kidz. Let's start things off with a little tune.
I like musiq, and so should you.
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Kewlio song by
In Your Bus
<--- March of the Zero Day
Sung to.. March of the Pigs by NiN
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send me warez you bitch
all of your zero-day
right now you SOB (before it becomes one day)
i want zero day. i want brand new warez. i think KRaD Rocks
i want to download phresh warez don't like old warez. don't like Forsythe's
Dungeon. don't like their old warez
i want to download phresh warez
all of the zero day
i'll give you all the warez you want
just unzip the warez and sit back
now doesn't that make you feel better?
no old warez, surprised?
old warez smell like my feet
delete the god damn old warez
i want to zip them up. i want to upload them. i want the fucking fp's
i want to download phresh warez
afraid of oldwarez, let's delete them. let's kill Forsythe's Dungeon!
i want to download phresh warez
now doesn't it make you feel better?
new warez are here tonight
now we can spread the zeroday
and everything is all right.
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Kewl.
CEM is so elite. They were EVEN nice enough to do what I
didn't do for them. They published a copy of my 'zine in theirs. That's
very nice, guys, and I thank you. You can only spread the gospel more.
The KRAD ledgend lives on. Joker and Forsythe... I bless your small, your
innocent, naive souls. For you could not possibly understand something so
much bigger than the both of you. KRAD is an institution.
Oh, and by the way, my 5-day friends, you seem to have forgotten in
your 6-day file_id.diz that CEM happens not to be the only ELiTE 'zine in
303 any longer. Yes. KRAD is on the scene. The KRAD 'zine. The best of
the best, elitest of the elite.
KRAD reigns over the eliteness. And how. How could anything else
compare?
I just don't understand
The things you do.
The things you say.
You don't even peddle
The 0-day.
How? This is a mortal sin, you know.
And how does KRAD reign? Oh, let me. Let me count the ways!
KRAD is small, easy to download, a quick, fun, informative read!
If you use KRAD, you can get back to courriering within
SECONDS! With CEM, the download time is longer
than the read time!
KRAD is informative. CEM isn't. Did CEM teach you how to
build an ELiTE PHiLTER? Did CEM tell you the gnuest
PHASHiON Statementz? Nope.
KRAD is what KRAD does. KRAD IS KRAD!
What the fuck is CEM? I guess it's CEM. That's it.
Yes, my loyal, KRAD readers. KRAD reigns. There can be no competition, for
KRAD will forever be 0-day. Numero Uno, yet numero cero at the same time!
The NUMBER ONE ZERO DAY 'ZINE! How could there ever be competition?
I see not.
WhY?
Coz.
-- Panther Modern <ELiTE HeAD EDiT0R>
KRAD. The Attitude You Need.
