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Orange Cats Are Pretty
 · 26 Apr 2019

  

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Û ÄÄÄÄÄÛÛÄÛÛÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄßÜÄÄÜÛÛÄÄÄÛ ÛÝÄÄÄÄÞÛÝÄÄ Author: Striper
ÛÝÄÄÄÄÄÛÛÄÞÛÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÜÛÛÄÄÄÄÛÝÞÛÄÄÄÄÄÛÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ Date Of Release:08/13/93
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ùDedicatedù ßßßßß Ý ÛÞÛÝ If you are offended by the topic
To Freedome of Speech, Ý ßÝ listed below, then delete this file!
Freedom of The Press, And any
other civil liberty that we can exploit.

ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ® The 7 Dwarfs Issue ! ¯ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ


Hey all,how's this fucking shit they call life treatin' ya ? Life is pain,
anyone who tells you differently is selling something ,

Anyway, seeing the most recent issues of OCAP make me wanna write something
REALLY, REALLY stupid,just so I won't blow all of you reader's minds ,
What fucking readers ?? Hey assholes,are any of you out there ?? I'm
gunna insult you fucks cause you're all stoned,ya won't remember this ,
so fuck off ,

This issue gives you two topics for the price of one,the first stupid
topic is _HOW TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF A QUADRIPLEGIC_

Remember, Quadriplegics <shit, i can't spell that>,no limbed people can
be upsetting, and it's a tear jerking experience to see a no-limbed man fall
down a flight of stairs,so, to keep yourself from crying,just laugh
about it,and if you find that so fucking hysterical, why not push him
down the stairs yourself ?? HAHAHAHA,fucking die, no-limbed man ,

Ok, first ,find a quadriplegic,this can be the hardest part, since most
are always in the company of another person,If need-be, pull out a gun
and blow the person in the company of the quadriplegic's head off,to be
friendly, empty a clip into them,just make sure they're dead ,

** Warning, if 2 or more people are in the quadriplegic's prescense, bring
extra clips,use this equation to figure out how many bullets you'll
need ,

((N-1) * 13 + 7 / 12 + (2^2) + 3) * 0 + (13 * N)

where N is the number of people in the prescense of the quadriplegic ,

Ok,now that you've found your no-limbed person, first make them feel like
shit,tell a joke or two,such as ...

Joke : "Didja here about the quadriplegic who tried to swim across the
Atlantic Ocean ??"
PunchLine : "He had to swim back 'cause his ear's got tired ..."

ok,oh, if the person reading this text is a quadriplegic, i'm sorry ...
but who's typing for you, asshole ?? or are you using windows with a
nose-mouse,Beware, nose-mice are dangerous,sometimes they get
stuck ...

ok,now pull out a base-ball bat,and swing at the quadriplegics head
... if you hit it, good job,run to first,run to second, run to third,
and run all the way home,don't worry, he won't throw you out,he
fucking CAN'T ...

if the quadriplegic is still breathing, kick him in the head,well,go
crazy,do whatever the fuck you want ...

Beware :: Some quadriplegics really have limbs, but they're VERY SMALL ...

ok, second topic,Internet and all these stupid fuck of FTP people ??

one stupid fucking user said, and i quote "Striper, give me no ratio on the
files now,i promise in a month you'll be happy you did",FUCK YOU ...
i still like getting files the old fashioned way,killing the cashiers at
E.B. and Babbages,yup yup yup,so take your FTP and shove it up your
fucking ass .... oh,i gotta say,Zorro, Bravo on that dog's ass thing,
i laughed my fuckin' ass off,MY, that list of names off of House of
Pain was fucking hillarious,is that a real fuckin' list ?? anyway ...
say g'night, folks ...

"g'night, folks" ...

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