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Not-so-proudly Present:
The Cheezy Text Application
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Instead of being as possibly k-rad as I could, and making some fancy-ass
5meg, VGA, SoundBlaster application generator, I thought it would be easier
and more practical to make this stupid ass text application. Oh, don't get me
wrong, we'll make an app. generator, but why make a pak 15x bigger than it has
to be by squeezing some huge app. generator program in there where you can use
some ol' gumption and elbow grease and throw together an text app, eh?
Here are your instructions, follow them closely, and destroy all evidence.
Like, throw it away or delete the file. It won't explode or anything.. I've
seen too many episodes of Inspector Gadget to try that. Then, once completed
and graced with your love juices (in versions 2.3 or later) upload the app.
to Sub-Culture at (215)750-1782. How to upload it is so simple, my mother
could do it. Log on as "Neavis" and use the password "IAMFAT".. then you will
be brought to an application where you can send your application straight from
there. Isn't that nifty? I'm beginning to depress myself now, on with the
application.
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ReD Distrobution Site Application:
Board Name :
Phone Number :
SysOps Handle :
SysOps Real Name :
Software :
Approx. Users :
Affils. :
Carries (ie: art, H/P/A/V/C, \/\/4/<3z, etc.) :
Now please give us a courier account where we can log on as and leave you
feedback:
Handle :
Password :
Phone Number :
Birthday :
Bra Size :
Thank you! Your application will be processed in about three days, and we
will be calling your courier account (we will only try to log on as with the
courier account three times, so make sure it's there!) and give you our
answer.
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ReD Writer Application:
Handle :
Real Name :
Phone Number :
Age :
What kind of writing do you do (ie: poetry, etc.) :
Accepted forms of literature for ReD are; Poetry, editoral, humor, or lyrical
compilations.
Please upload this section of the application and a sample of your work zipped
together and upload it to Sub-Culture.
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ReD Courier Application:
Handle :
Real Name :
Phone Number :
Age :
Call LD? :
Please upload this section of the application to Sub-Culture.
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