YFI 030

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 · 26 Apr 2019

  

 

 
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           "THE WHEELIN' DEALIN'-IST GROUP THIS SIDE OF THE PECOS" 

       P R E S E N T S  *** * *   ***     *** *** ***  P R E S E N T S 
       "Fuck off file,  *** * *   *** *** *** *** ***  by : SaucerWithAltitude 
         and index. Uh. *   * *** ***     *** *** ***   and SciencePad 123 

justlikeyourparentsjustlikeyourparentsjustlikeyourparentsjustlikeyourparentsjust 

 
Fuck off file. 

Hey, SciencePad 123. 
Do your own fucking index files.. Goddamnit why would we ever need THAT MANY? 

Ok ok.. 
We'll do the index file.  Again. 

InDeX:  (I hope you're happy, fewlish maniac) 

001: Hello, world, a beggining C pogram 
002: OK with me 
003: Hello Mr. Officer 
004: The day the diamond theives left their diamonds in my house 
005: Yeah, kill it. 
006: Hints to everyday life 
007: Hints to Kings Quest II 
008: I masturbate 
009: InDeX!@ 
010: File after the index 
011: 1000 things to do with your tongue 
012: We skipped this one.. Damn, we were anxious to do 013. 
013: OoOoOoO Spooky FiLe!#$ 
014: The last supper, our on the site coverage 
015: Other groups fall in a pit and never get out 
016: All other groups we don't like share similar fates 
017: We're back in blue 
018: Lyrics to TechnoRatZ's (my band) new albumn 
019: INDex!@ 
020: Veinte 
021: Vete al diablo 
022: How to laugh in hex 
023: Why you are dumb. 
024: Twice Number 12.  (We skipped it twice) 
025: You are dying.  Ha!@  I masturbate. 
026: Lead up to 27. 
027: Dodecahedron Declarations 
028: We look into the future with SciencePad 123's magic Eightball 
029: InDeX 
030: Another InDEX!@ 

We don't care who wrote what.  They are in the files you morons. 
Here's the authors, or at least the ones we felt like mentioning: 

Crome Junkie 
Spaceball Kermit 
Killfest Jackoff 
Yeah, and your momma too 
Raving Demogogue 
Insert Carefully 

and of course your hosts for tonight's festivities: 
SciencePad 123 
and 
SaucerWithAltitude 

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