Impulse Reality 002

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Impulse Reality

 · 21 Aug 2019

  

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==file #002=======================================================4/20/2000== 
                      today's episode: 
                           Words Unheard 1.0 
================================== by Xade ================================== 

                 What the hell is she talking about?!@?@!#   
                      understand Xade a little better... 

 
Have you ever sat in your bed at night, thinking over the past days events 
and how it faired?  Have you ever gazed into your morning cup of coffee  
thinking about your day?  Ever wonder where babies come from?  Do you have 
tarter build-up on your second molar?  Is there some grodie thing on your  
back you don't like to talk to anyone about?  Did you ever have a crush on  
that girl/boy who sat beside you in second grade?  What was that whole bed- 
wetting incident you still had when you were twelve?   

Well, I can't answer those questions any more than you can.  But I can tell 
you "what the hell Xade is talking about" or at least give you a somewhat  
better understanding.... ;o)   She talks in a weird dialect of English called 
Xadeac.  Not only does she use words you've probably never seen or heard of  
before.. but she also uses her own words. (usually made up on the spot..  
isn't language a beautiful thing?)   (: 

In absolutely no order at all, the words and definitions follow.  Additions 
will be made in future issues under the same title followed by the version of 
that release.  Thank you.  Please Drive Thru. [beep beep] 

-nudnik: A boring or bothersome person, pest.  In layman's terms: an annoying 
lil' fuck. ;o)   Ex: Grrrr... that lil nudnik wont leave me the hell  
alone@#@!# 

-ooglie booglie ooglie: random onamatopeioa phrase meant to induce fright or  
laughter from the victim.  Ex:  <Xade> ooglie booglie ooglie@!#@!#   
<linear> ak!@##@ stop skarx0ring me@#$^%$# 

-snogg: kiss, sticking-of-tongue-down-throat, hugging, cuddling, unf'ing... 
all the same thing, give or take a few movements.  Ex:  ***Xade snoggs  
tomgavin all over up and down.... even sideways...  

-arg: sound Xade makes when she skrews something up, is frustrated, is  
confoozled, or any other situation that would neccessitate and 'arg' for a 
response.   Ex.  <Xade>  arg@!#@#  I just spilled sweettarts all over me  
keyboard$@#@#$@^ 

-RKD: something Xade must deal with... Recurring Keyboard Dislexia.  Although 
not medically proven... RKD is believed to be linked to lag, frustration,  
anxiety, and fatigue.  Ex.  <Xade> arg I dont thikn i can evne keep tpying  
any logner...  <phr33d0m> huh?  <Xade> oh damn RKD... ): 

-spazz: to frag/whig out and stuff.  other words in the family of spazz  
include but are not limited to:  spazztik, spazzoid, spazzbait, spazzball,  
spazzblobbular, spazznik, spazzinkulator, spazzmaroboid, spazzunfimator,  
spazzunf, spazzrock... Ex. <Bor>mmm f00d is good@#@ <Xade> Dude quit spazzing 
out y0... it's only food... 

More Unheard Words to come to a Drive-In near you...have fun and drive safe.. 

Xade 

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