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Viewer Discretion vol. 2 issue 11 Dec. 21:99
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\ \/| |i s c r e t i o n ISSN 1481-2266
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T h e r e a r e 1 1 d a y s r e m a i n i n g . . .
In this issue:
WELCOME
QUOTABLE
SURREALIST SHITE - SUBMITTED BY JOHN S.
NIN CONCERT SPECIAL ON MTV TUESDAY
ETC
:: WELCOME ::
Welcome to the "last issue of your life" issue. If the y2k hype is to
be believed that is. I don't believe it though. Aside from a few small
glitches and the occasional terrorist bombing in the US I think all will
be quiet. But I could be wrong... We'll soon find out.
Anyways, a smaller issue for y'all this time out with it being the
festive season and all. So lets move onto reader mail...
Andrew S. Miller spoketh thus about last issue:
ug, the world records was fucked up.
a football?
<shudder>
Yeah...having sex witht that woman would be tantamount to throwing a
banana through a barn door...Shudder is right...Crawl in take a look
around...
About the smell-o-rama webshite things Angiec had this to say:
i am dismayed. i guess this brings to a shtinky
halt my nifty moonlighting gig of mailing out my
freshly-worn panties, carefully preserved in a
zip-lok bag, to the loogans who ask for them.
You mean all this time I've been stealing them I could have got them for
free?!?!?!? Sheesh. Thanks for sharing...
Angie also posed this thought provoking question:
i wonder what the Cindy Crawford rim-job website
would smell like? :-P
Shite?
And AFeXT had some drivil to add but I'm not going to publish it
because, well because I'm the editor damn it and I can do things like
that.. POWER.....<g>
I read somewhere about San Francisco competing with New York's new year
tradition of dropping a big ball on top of a building during the count
down. It seems San Fran is going to drop a big olive into a building
sized martini glass. Really. More money than brains. Y2K fever? ...
Oh well, in the sentimental department - I want to thank all the
friends, contributors, readers and even the detracters who have
indulged me with this thing called Viewer Discretion over the last
year - it's been fun. I hope you all have an incredibly great holiday
season and even better new year.
So until next time I bid you adeau....
This issue wasn't speel checked.<g>
:: QUOTABLE ::
"Please promptly rewire your entire personality so
that you're no longer an incredible asshole."
-bunniee wabbit
:: SURREALIST SHITE - SUBMITTED BY JOHN S. ::
From: rubberma@webtv.net
Subject: surrealist shit
if jim morrison rewrote the epic of gilgamesh--
but he cant, theyre both dead
spectoral visions
in dim lighting
on the thresh hold of death/
he reaches out for the hand of life--
missing it by a fraction
so they tell me
river wyld river of broken dreams/bear testament to a death unkind
and tho another figure
white tattered garment blowing in the wynd
staggers up the slope towards me
i pull out my dick--a labourious micturating/all o'er hallowed ground
FUCK YOU REAPER!
his drunken dead in tow,ridiculous shambling pathetic corpses,these,all
ina row/shooting up helpless slimy frogs with celophaned heroin sticks
squirm
gyrations
in nightmare woods on a misty darkling bank
a truck vrooms outa control
splashed out--
horrible contortions of deaths dansers
(here i must end the insanity.it's a recollection of
events:dreams,mental anguish,my friends suicide,a childhood incident.)
http://community.webtv.net/rubberma/TheUnpublishedWorks
:: NIN CONCERT SPECIAL ON MTV TUESDAY ::
For those of you with cable who are Nine Inch Nails fans, there is a
concert being broadcast tonight. Here's the info for Zentertainment.
(and if anyone wants to make me a video copy of it I would be eternally
greatful....).
NIN CONCERT SPECIAL ON MTV TUESDAY
MTV will present NINE INCH NAILS' first-ever concert special this
Tuesday, December 21st, at 11pm. Taped by professional cameramen and
fans, the 30-minute special previewing Trent Reznor's "Fragility" tour
features footage culled from Barcelona, Milan, Munich, Vienna, Berlin,
Copenhagen, Paris, Dusseldorf, Tilburg, and London. Reznor will also
take part in his first-ever online chat Tuesday at 11:30pm ET.
http://mtv.com
http://www.nin.com
:: ETC ::
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Next issue January 4/00
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