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Fish Head Gang 01-01
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__/ ___|\ / \/ ___\......Issue: FHG1-01.TXT.................. |
| ___| |_| |/ __ .....Author: Dirty Bird................... |
\/| | _ || \ \...Subject: How to hurt (Kill) a cat..... |
| _| | | | \_\ |..FHG Pak: 01 |
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hate cats... they always eat my garbage and shit... So I decided to kill
every cat in my neigbourhood... It was quite fun.... cats are st00pid....
1) Rat Poison in the Garbage...
(they Eat the garbage and the poison... Flithy Bastards)
2) Pellet Gun...
(makes those bastards run... If its a CO2 use it when you got a full
Charge, you wanna break the skin.. they probally won't come
back!)
3) Put some tuna next to your car's fan [in the engine block], wait for a
stinky Kat to come, start the engine...
( You can figure this one out... messy)
4) Drop shit on it.
(Buckets of water, Heavy weights ect, All make shure dem Kats don't
come back)
5) Kick.
( you can send a Kat a good 20-30 feet away.)
6)Buy a Dog..
(there's a reason that there mans best friend :)
7) Grab it, Sack it, Sell it to a restrant.
(Kat's make great Soup de Jours, ect... Might make a few bucks off it)
8) Drown it.
( make a trap... )
f food bait
Stick -- >_------|=========|-------_________ ground level
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Water
See the cat goes out to get the food and when he hits the rolly tube in
the middle he falls in... and it better learn to swim reall quick.
Just make shure yer pit is deep.
9) Burn it.
(Kats Are hairy!)
10) Run over it.
(cars are good)
Dirty bird
