014 Ways to send a car to Hell

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Jolly Rogers Cookbook Version

 · 28 Dec 2019

  

Ways to send a car to Hell            by The Jolly Roger 

There are 1001 ways to destroy a car but I am going to cover only  
the ones that are the most fun (for you), the most destructive  
(for them), and the hardest to trace (for the cops).  

- Place thermite on the hood, light it, and watch it burn all the  
way through the pavement! 

- Tape a CO2 bomb to the hood, axel, gas tank, wheel, muffler,  
etc.) 

- Put a tampon, dirt, sugar (this one is good!), a ping pong ball,  
or just about anything that will dissolve in the gas tank. 

- Put potatoes, rocks, banannas, or anything that will fit, into  
the tailpipe. Use a broom handle to stuff 'em up into the  
tailpipe. 

- Put a long rag into the gas tank and light it... 

- Steal a key, copy it, replace it, and then steal the stereo. 

- Break into the car. Cut a thin metal ruler into a shape like  
this: 
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Slide it into the outside window and keep pulling it back up until  
you catch the lock cable which should unlock the door. This device  
is also called a SLIM JIM. Now get the stereo, equalizer, radar  
detector, etc. Now destroy the inside. (A sharp knife does wonders  
on the seats!) 

Have Fun!                                    -Jolly Roger-