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Soldiers of Death Issue 01
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º War, Death and Destruction #001 º
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º Date Released : [03/26/93] Author: The Pyschotic Pyrotic º
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Ok, here is our first issue. I hope it dosen't suck too bad...
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º Lamerz by The Pyschotic Pyrotic º
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The Warboard Lamer- This is the guy who always gets his ass kicked in the
War Board, and usually starts most of the insult wars himself. Then
when he loses, calls your parents, reads out messages you have posted all
over the place(big fucking deal) and usually sounds pyschotic. ex. Lexis,
Lurch
The Hackers Suck Lamer- This is the type of lamer who goes around talking
about how hackers suck and virus's are the worst thing ever created. They
usually have no idea what they are talking about. ex. Lurch
The yeahiamsostonedandwasted Lamer- This is the guy who calls up, talks
about how great beer or drugs are yet has never drunk a drop of beer or
gotten high. ex. Xavier
The sooper lamer- All the lamer types combined.
The K-RaD lamer- This is the type of lamer who Thinks there a big hacker or
Anarchist or any other underground activitys. This is also the user with
handles like Hackdude or virus detected or drive error and don't know what
the fuck there talking about. -Xavier
The Keep-calling lamer- This is one of the stupidest lamers. If you have
Ever been a sysop, you will have seen these lamers before. They usually
use there real names instead of handles. They keep calling your board back
over and over again. They can't get it into there fuck'n head that you
don't want them on your board or it is private. In, fact some stoopid
lamer called Jim is doing this to me right now. Back, when i was running
darksun private, some lamer kept calling, entering the same new user
password each time. over and over.... ex. JIM
The I-am-going-to-force-you-to-put-your-board-up-lamer= This lamer is
another known to sysops only. They will keep calling you up when they
know your board is down or you have stopped running it, thinking that
you will put your board up for a looser like them.
The WaReZ d00d- This is usually some preppie who has 8 lines, 10 16.8
modems, and a 686 computer just to run a board. They spend all there time
calling boards LD and spend lots of money leeching warez LD.
The Ansi Lamer- This is the lamer who puts up 10 ansi adds in a row, and
begs everyone to call his board. They also put 80 messages in the rumors
or OnlinerZ if the board has them. ex. The Fisher King
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º Lamers of the 313 by The Pyschotic Pyrotic º
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So, You have seen the types of lamerz, Now here are the lamest in the
area code...
-=LeXiS- KinG oF ThE lAmerZ=-
Real Name- Brent Johnson
Board- Electric Dreams(Wet Dreams, Zhentil Keep)
BBS number- 349-3994???
Lexis acts like he is so cool, says the stoopidest shit... He is always
starting crap on War boards and Making lots of Fake Id's on Eliter boards.
Whenever anyone does this to him, he will call there parents and bitch.
He is under 4 feet tall and is 14 years old(I wonder if he gets his ass
kicked by smurf stompers?). The kid is a fucking wimp. He has 4 brothers
who are over 19. They are in a band called Department 10 which really
sucks. I know him personally before i called bbs's. Ok... A freind of mine,
Theo Manning used to call boards. Lexis called him a poser and challenged
him to a fight. So, Theo goes over there, and Lexis sends all of his
brothers and two of there freinds after him, with baseball bats. Then on
Halloween, i was stealing candy, and trashing places... when i was jumped
by Lexis's brothers while that faggot watched them. So, the next day,
he is telling everyone he kicked my ass. So, in school, i challenged him
to a fight after i heard that. So, then he said if i messed with him, he
was going to have someone else come after me. He will ass kiss whoever he
thinks could help him out or give him cool mags or warez. He thinks he is
this big hacker dood and anarchist... But next issue is all about him, so
i'll go on...
-=Xavier- Lexis's But budy=-
This kid thinks Lexis is so cool and lexis is god. I got on Zhentil Keep
once and saw there elite bases. This kid U/L ansi every VaS mag Lexis got,
followed by a message in K-RaD r0d3nt f3c3s typing saying "I am so cool,
i am such a hacker.
-=Lurch- Lexis's other But Buddy=-
This kid is sooper fuck'n lame. He tried to call my parents(woo don't get
me in trouble, yeah right..) because i swore and said "wiggers suck" on
Castle aughh. This kid worships wiggers and then denies it... After i said
Wiggers suck, he jumped into my shit about how i am a racist(so what), and
in his own words, "You only like White Anglo-Saxon prodestents". I know
he lives in farmington hills, so he is obviously a jew JAP. They are
the only ones who would say a line like that... stoopid fux. And then,
when i call back later, he has all these jokes like "Why did the Nigger
cross the road?", "To get to the KFC".. Good joke, but...
-=Electra- Vibrator co. CEO=-
Can we play solitree? She is Lexis's mom and shares his height. I do not
really know why she named her handle after a vibrater company, and i don't
want to...
-=The Arabian Prince- Rich OPEC wannabe=-
This kids parents own oil fields and he is an Arab. They fucking rip us
off with there fucking fuel prices and blow up world trade centers. And
what does are country do, help them. Nice fucking lives. He acts like he
is such a hacker, but dosen't know shit. He acts like he is the king of
the war board, but all his insults are mom jokes(too old) or "you honky
redneck"(ooooh, that one hurt.hehehe). I kicked his ass at that once.
First, he said he would card me(like how is he going to find my parents
credit card numbers?) and then later he said a freind would do it. nothing
happened... Then he said he was going to kick my ass at twelve oaks(Yeah,
i am going to smash a preppie at twelve oaks, at least not without twenty
freinds). He asked me how old i was, and i replied a freshman, he said he
was a senior. I later found out he was a freshman... He also brags about
how much money he has and about how he has 6 16.8 modems(i am not making
this up!!!).
-=Sir Robin=-
DAMMiT- nough said. Thinks you can mosh to alternative bands....
-=Rook-looser=-
Exactly like Lurch, but not as big of a pussie...
-=Gregster- faggot lord=-
This is one of the many fags on Castle:Suspicions... He is different from
the others in the fact that he writes gay messages to the other male users
and calls them pricks when they tell him to fuck off.. He is in his mid
50's.... Sick fuck...
-=Pi'd Piper- nerd=-
One of lexis's lame ass freinds. He brags about knowing pi up to the 100th
digit...
-=GrandMaster- Arab ass kisser=-
This kid is constantly ass kissing the arabian prince...
-=Malcom X=-
Some Nigger who said he would send his posse after us... black supremisist
-=Homeboy=-
Wigger... He fucked around with hacker once, and his board was crashed
about 20 times... He called himself a hacker, but he sucked and was 12
years old...
-=Abdul=-
aka. Tom Home... He is one of lexis's lame ass freinds... He worships
Lexis... This kid called up my board once, and made lots of id's. I saw
through them all and locked him out...( Notice that when i do this to them,
they bitch)
-=Fred Bear=-
Like abdul. He called up my board, got deleted and then helped The other
lamers in the war on alcatraz cuz he was pissed that i wouldn't let him on.
-=Chris- The allaround looser=-
Some snake-eater who said i was a looser and i would be in the new Tag
blacklist cuz i was ripping on the fisher king... He then bragged about
how cool he was because he knew the people who made tag. So what the fuck
does that mean? Oh, no The TaG team is going to hack the shit out of me
and put me in a blacklist... Yeah i am so fucking scared... The only
sysops who run tag are faggots and lamers... Vision-x rules. He threatened
to get me kicked off Temple of the dog because i didn't put my real phone
number and other shit in... This lamer has gained too much influence over
a few elite sysops... Get rid of him...
-=Augie- Death to the hackers=-
This is some insignificant JAP faggot who thinks he can take on all the
hackers with his freinds rook and lurch... Big Looser, nice handle...
He thinks all us hacks suck... And the only hackers come from farmington..
SHIT... Everyone i have met from Farmington is a fag... Lurch, Rook, you
Sir Robin... You Hack d00d$
-=Hoser- Hacker Hater=-
One of some new anti-hacker group...
-=The Z=-
One of lexis's best freinds... Likes narcing on people... Like Xavier
and older... He makes up all this shit about being a phreaker and then
talks about how they suck... Nice fucking life, your a nothing..
-=Tyrone=-
Talks about how racist's suck... Look at his fucking handle...
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