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Fake Hacker Fags Issue 01
Welcome to
FAKE HACKER FAGS
No. 1
Featuring: Underground Gaygency
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Welcome one, welcome all. FHF is not a zine in the normal sense, but
serves it purpose in exposing Fake Hacker Fags - aka skids, aka
lamerz. Hopefully this is a single issue but in the underground...
you never know when a FHF is going to show up.
In this first installment of Fake Hacker Fags we examine a new "crew"
on the scene that goes by "Underground Agency". We will look into all
the fails, lulzy chats, old crew brown-nosing and EMO-QUITs that they
have provided us in their short time being around.
Lets get this ;PppPpppPumpin
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CONTENT
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* BACKGROUND
* THE CREW
* STATS
* FAILS
* LOGS
* OUTRO
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BACKGROUND
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After a successful April Floods Day some new nicks rolled around
going by the name of "koa" and "gassip". These thread/defiler/rebel
wanna-bes quickly gained attention for their retarded "hardchats"
and their "1337 0d4yz".
However, within one day everyone knew these skids were bullshit and
most thought it was an elaborate troll. So everyone just didn't fuck
with them.
That was until these FHF witnessed only what they dreamed of one day
being able to do - a buffer overflow being found in real time.
Being in awe at what they just witnessed and being unsuccesful in
begging for an 0day, koa and gassip decided to release this buffer
overflow without consent or greetz to the folks who found the
vulnerability.
Eventually they were called out in their own public chats in #ua.
When gassip could no longer speak of his crews actions, he
de-registered the channel and then EMO-QUIT the network, never to
be seen again.
Edit:
FHF editors realized that koa had juped the GitChub account for
the real ac1db1tch3z koa and forgot to reupload the GPU rootkit
and keylogger PoC. So kiss that sweet code goodbye due to these
impersonating FHF.
-- snip --
17:31 < koa> ;PppPppPppp
17:31 < koa> bl1ng bl1ng
17:32 < gassip> ;PppPpp ~ud
17:35 < koa> Hey gassip you ever think about me while you j/o?
17:35 < gassip> ;PppPppp all the time bro ;PPpppPppp
17:35 < gassip> bl1ng bl1ng
17:35 < koa> <3
-- /snip --
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THE CREW
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Linx:
* https://discord.gg/xWtMd4n - Priv8 Dickord
* https://github.com/undergroundagency/ - GitChub
koa ->
Linx:
* https://twitter.com/x0r1_ua - Twitter
* https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198333157214/ - Steam
* https://github.com/X0R1 - GitChub
(he got the real x0r1's account from inactive jupe)
* keliikoakirland@gmail.com - Gaymail
Attributes:
* Claims to be koa of ac1db1tch3z (verified to be fake)
* Leader of the Gaygency
* Biggest FHF ever seen on this side of the scene
* The netz softest chatter
* Theif
* Self proclaimed "whitehat"
* Filthy dickord peon
gassip ->
Linx:
* Who cares about this fag
Attributes:
* The team's plowhorse
* Cant speak for himself
* Filthy dickord peon
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STATS
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Underground Gaygency's Verified CVE's: None
CVEs Verfied / Time
|
4 -
|
C 3 -
V |
E 2 -
s |
1 -
|
0 - ----------------------------- <- LOL NONE
|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|
Time
Underground Gaygency's working PoCs: None
PoCs / Time
|
4 -
|
P 3 -
o |
C 2 -
s |
1 -
|
0 - ----------------------------- <- LOL NONE
|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|
Time
Underground Gaygency's Fails
Fails / Time
|
25 - / <- MISSIN DATA SINCE EMO-QUIT
| /
F 20 - /\/
A | /
I 15 - /
L | /
S 10 - ___/
| /
5 - -/
|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|
Time
-- snip --
09:22 <~anon> No that is not koa. I dont know who this kid is, nor has
he ever been here.
-- /snip --
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FAILS
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Claiming to be the real koa:
https://github.com/undergroundagency/ezines/blob/master/L4t3r4L_adderaLL.txt#L687
Koa sucking MLT's dick and MLT responding with an e-handjob:
https://web.archive.org/web/20180410233016/https://twitter.com/X0R1_UA/status/983148844560117762
Koa getting BTFO on Full Disclosure by a mod:
https://web.archive.org/web/20180411005516/http://seclists.org/fulldisclosure/2018/Mar/70
UA dropping nk9k/snadge's bug without permission:
https://github.com/undergroundagency/ezines/blob/master/L4t3r4L_adderaLL.txt#L513
Getting trolled and putting MJ/Pyrex in a zine as a "win":
https://github.com/undergroundagency/ezines/blob/master/L4t3r4L_adderaLL.txt#L519
The real logs of MJ/Pyrex trolling ~ua:
https://pastebin.com/raw/HaRWL0f4
Koa chattin soft and putting it in the zine as a "win":
https://github.com/undergroundagency/ezines/blob/master/L4t3r4L_adderaLL.txt#L687
EOF?? I don't think you know what that means...
https://github.com/undergroundagency/ezines/blob/master/L4t3r4L_adderaLL.txt#L845
Fake 0day that links a reserved CVE w/ nothing:
https://github.com/undergroundagency/kernel/blob/master/bugs/frogz_no_more2.txt#L67
https://web.archive.org/web/20180411005602/http://cve.mitre.org/cgi-bin/cvename.cgi?name=CVE-2018-9253
Another Fake 0day with reserved CVE w/ nothing:
https://github.com/undergroundagency/kernel/blob/master/bugs/frogz_no_more.txt#L71
https://web.archive.org/web/20180412014201/http://cve.mitre.org/cgi-bin/cvename.cgi?name=CVE-2018-9008
Super lame tips and referring to someone elses blog:
https://github.com/undergroundagency/whitehat_help/blob/master/nix-rootkit-mitigation-tips.txt
Lame/Retarded logs of taking over konnectirc:
https://github.com/undergroundagency/konnectirc/blob/master/UA%5B0%5D_konnectirc.txt
Koa being a retarded sperg in #lrh and thinking its a "win":
https://github.com/undergroundagency/l0de/blob/master/UA%5B2%5D_efnetlrhshamed.txt
Super lame bug written in c when it could have been done in 1 curl command:
https://github.com/undergroundagency/ua/blob/master/nginx-1.13.10/logic-flaw/nginx-1.13.10-bug.c
Not being able to use git and upload via GitChubs UI:
https://web.archive.org/web/20180412230209/https://imgur.com/a/GI4eG
[TODO: re-use old ~el8 zine ascii]
-- snip --
13:55 <@anon> Idk why they are throwing greetz at us.
13:55 <@anon> Fuck them
-- /snip --
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LOGS
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Koa begging for 0days for their "zine":
19:25 <@koa> solar
19:25 <@koa> 2nd zine is ready, any 0days?
19:25 <@koa> or 1, as long as it's yours and u exclaim what it does
etc
21:01 <+acidvegas> ne 0days solar
21:04 <@koa> acidvegas: we literally just need an 0day from solar and
zine is done / getting submitted to FD
21:04 <@koa> solar: are u gonna pull through bruh?
21:04 <@koa> ~ua ~ua ~ua
.
.
.
.
. After no response from solar, koa decided to snag and release
. nk9k/snadge's bug without permission and release the zine.
.
.
.
Getting called out for stealing then de-regging the channel/EMO-QUIT:
16:10 <+nk9k> gasipp: why did you drop my bug?
16:10 <+nk9k> dont be a lamer
16:10 <@gasipp> me>?
16:10 <@gasipp> i didnt drop ur bug
16:10 <@gasipp> lol
16:10 <@gasipp> >> me
16:10 <+nk9k> then koa did
16:11 <@gasipp> nk9k i was afk all day
16:11 <@gasipp> well
16:11 <@gasipp> partially
16:11 <+nk9k> thats really lame dude
16:11 <@gasipp> not me
16:11 <@gasipp> ???????????
16:12 <@gasipp> i didnt drop ur bug lmfao
16:12 <+nk9k> then why is it in your zine?
16:12 <@gasipp> i did not add it?
16:12 <@gasipp> talk to koa?
16:12 <@gasipp> if u want a reference or some shit ask him
16:12 <+nk9k> no
16:13 <@gasipp> did u even exploit it?
16:13 <+nk9k> i didn't want it dropped at all
16:13 <@gasipp> koa said if it was ok to snadge it
16:13 <@gasipp> and u said it was
16:13 <@gasipp> apparently
16:13 <+nk9k> No
16:13 <+nk9k> i did not
16:13 <@gasipp> thats what he just told me?
16:13 <@gasipp> do u wanna talk to him/
16:13 <@gasipp> ?
16:14 <+nk9k> not really. the deed is done
16:14 <+nk9k> super fucking lame tho
16:14 <@gasipp> well take that up w/ him not me dude
16:15 <+nk9k> so you had no idea what was going into the zine?
16:19 -!- ChanServ [services@redacted] has left #ua []
16:19 -!- mode/#ua [-r] by ChanServ
16:20 -!- gasipp [gasipp@underground.agency] has quit [EMO-QUIT]
But wait... After EMO-QUITing gassip decided to relay nk9k's chat to
koa via private dms on twitter....
Little do they know...
"""
+nk9k | i didn't want it dropped at all
+nk9k | i did not
i asked if it was ok from u
+nk9k | not really. the deed is done
+nk9k | super fucking lame tho
+nk9k | so you had no idea what was going into the zine?
he asked me that
koa - Today at 1:16 PM
dude
just paste me
everything he typed
gasipp - Today at 1:16 PM
thats all their is
lmao
koa - Today at 1:16 PM
tell him im zine'ing him next
for claiming that hexchat bug
as his
and acting like
it's his to keep
gasipp - Today at 1:17 PM
technically me and E found one
because my client crashed
w/ version
lol
so..
koa - Today at 1:17 PM
lol
gasipp - Today at 1:17 PM
fuck em
hahaha
koa - Today at 1:17 PM
so those logs u sent of him
all he said?
gasipp - Today at 1:17 PM
yea
koa - Today at 1:17 PM
kk good
gasipp - Today at 1:17 PM
he said he didnt want dropped
too
koa - Today at 1:17 PM
thanks bro
karma time
again
lol
yeah he's retarded
he didn't even find that bug
just a selfish jewish faggot
lol
gasipp - Today at 1:18 PM
im pretty sure someone else found that actually too
i dropped the chan <-- LOLOLOLOL
--
rough draft for next zine <- WOW. Looks like a great "zine"
EOF <- Again.. Not the real EOF
~ua 2018
"""
We lurk that chats you are in as well.
https://web.archive.org/web/20180412230601/https://i.imgur.com/k9abMOr.png
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OUTRO
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Shoutouts to EFNetNews, LRH, PP4L and any other real motha fucker on
this side of the net.
Till next time....Pz
