cockblaster.irc

Random insult generator script for ircii-epic/bitchx. (In our honest opinion #1)

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In our honest opinion

 · 6 Mar 2024

# 
#  [og] cockblaster.irc, makes up a whole lot of random insults. 
# compiled by #og @ irc.ndrsnet.com for good wholesome family fun! 
# 

@cb=[!cb!] 
@one.0=[johnson] 
@one.1=[cock] 
@one.2=[dyke] 
@one.3=[clitoris] 
@one.4=[dick] 
@one.5=[testicle] 
@one.6=[penis] 
@one.7=[penii] 
@one.8=[muppet] 
@one.9=[default] 
@one.10=[breastmilk] 
@one.11=[mammogram] 
@one.12=[cervix] 
@one.13=[wang] 
@one.14=[dildo] 
@one.15=[papsmear] 
@one.16=[butthole] 
@one.17=[asshole] 
@one.18=[rectum] 
@one.19=[anus] 
@one.20=[butt] 
@one.21=[salami] 
@one.22=[beefcake] 
@one.23=[breast] 
@one.24=[vagina] 
@one.25=[boner] 
@one.26=[teet] 
@one.27=[tit] 
@one.28=[backdoor] 
@one.29=[beaver] 
@one.30=[cunt] 
@one.31=[condom] 
@one.32=[crevice] 
@one.33=[enema] 
@one.34=[foreskin] 
@one.35=[wiener] 
@one.36=[donut] 
@one.37=[dork] 
@one.38=[fag] 
@one.39=[faggot] 
@one.40=[uterus] 
@one.41=[hymen] 
@one.42=[stool] 
@one.43=[splay-cheek] 
@one.44=[anal] 
@one.45=[vomit] 
@one.46=[scrotum] 
@one.47=[butt-steak] 
@one.48=[hot-beef] 

@two.0=[milker] 
@two.1=[licker] 
@two.2=[smoker] 
@two.3=[slamdancer] 
@two.4=[fucker] 
@two.5=[avenger] 
@two.6=[blaster] 
@two.7=[commander] 
@two.8=[apache] 
@two.9=[sucker] 
@two.10=[rammer] 
@two.11=[warrior] 
@two.12=[wizard] 
@two.13=[choker] 
@two.14=[porker] 
@two.15=[rascal] 
@two.16=[raper] 
@two.17=[slut] 
@two.18=[leech] 
@two.19=[violator] 
@two.20=[ranger] 
@two.21=[pirate] 
@two.22=[raider] 
@two.23=[explorer] 
@two.24=[spelunker] 
@two.25=[lips] 
@two.26=[magnet] 
@two.27=[cannon] 
@two.28=[ninja] 
@two.29=[master] 
@two.30=[manipulator] 
@two.31=[puppet] 
@two.32=[puncher] 
@two.33=[lips] 
@two.34=[breath] 
@two.35=[champion] 
@two.36=[commando] 
@two.37=[pilot] 
@two.38=[sailor] 
@two.39=[fighter] 
@two.40=[plumber] 
@two.41=[eater] 
@two.42=[worshiper] 
@two.43=[expert] 
@two.44=[pleaser] 
@two.45=[truck] 
@two.46=[savage] 

@hmm.0=[fuck you] 
@hmm.1=[get bent] 
@hmm.2=[eat shit] 
@hmm.3=[suck a dick] 
@hmm.4=[go to hell] 
@hmm.5=[fuck off] 
@hmm.6=[lick my cock] 
@hmm.7=[eat shit and die] 
@hmm.8=[suck a camel's dick] 
@hmm.9=[suck a male camel's dick] 
@hmm.10=[eat a bag of hell] 
@hmm.11=[die] 
@hmm.12=[the price is wrong] 
@hmm.13=[eat a cock] 
@hmm.14=[blast a cock] 
@hmm.15=[go to hell and die] 
@hmm.16=[suck a penis] 
@hmm.17=[eat out an asshole] 
@hmm.18=[go fuck an anthill] 
@hmm.19=[eat poop] 
@hmm.20=[drink piss] 
@hmm.21=[kiss my ass] 
@hmm.22=[praise my penis] 
@hmm.23=[protect the whales] 

^eval echo $G $cb hi muppet fucker! type /cockhelp to begin! 

alias blast if ([$0]) { 
 msg $C $0: $hmm[$rand(23)], $one[$rand(47)] $two[$rand(46)]. 
}{@rbl=[$one[$rand(47)] $two[$rand(46)].];echo $cb $rbl} 

alias mblast if ([$0]) { 
 msg $0 $hmm[$rand(20)] $one[$rand(37)] $two[$rand(39)]. 
}{echo $G $cb use /mblast <nick> to insult <nick> in msg.} 

alias rblast if ([$0]) { 
 msg $C $0: $hmm[$rand(23)], $rbl 
}{echo $G $cb use /rblast <nick> to relay last insult to channel} 

alias cockhelp { 
 echo $cb [og] cockblaster.irc, brought to you by #og @ irc.ndrsnet.com! 
 echo $cb /blast <nick> - insults <nick> in the current channel 
 echo $cb /blast - silent insult creator 
 echo $cb /rblast <nick> - relays the last '/blast' to <nick> @ channel 
 echo $cb /mblast <nick> - msgs an insult to <nick> 
}