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Activist Times Inc. Issue 164
Chirp Chirp
The sun is out. 1
The moon is full 6
And I hear birds that 4
Aren't usually expected
Until February or March...
Is that 3 or 4 weeks early???
O N S A C R E D G R O U N D
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OPEN LETTER TO ALANIS MORRISSETTE
Keep our ex-bedroom
Out of your literature.
Marcus
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FROM THE PUB...
There's something I
R E A L L Y
like about Chumbawamba.
I don't know what it is yet...
http://www.webpost.net/tu/turtlesbook/busking.html
Hola, How's your week?
Mine's fine. Pretty fly for
a work week.
I guess if I had to pick a theme
for this issue. It's been muzik.
So enjoy it or else.
30January: wow. Comin' up on 'a last day a
the 1st month a the las' year a the nex
millenium. Don' 4-get: we're the 1st, 3rd
or 4th world also, dependin' who's countin'
OPEN LETTER TO JERRY FALWELL
Dear Farwell,
You gotta serve somebody.
Christalmighty, Jerry.
Make up your F-ing mind. You've been
"both" for too long Jerry, you
bastard son of a pig-vomit jew bashing
false prophet nazi screw-head.
Stop inviting me to tribulation!
You'll have to go it alone. Fat, dumb
and alone. We have met Mathew Shepherd's
killer perhaps. I guess most of us were
just looking in the wrong pulpit.
Pissed at you,
marco
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It's been 100 weeks since
Prime came "above ground."
Time for reflection? Nah.
"It's on me today," she says.
There's places in town that won't let
you pay for your coffee. The wages of
death in Chiapas must have come down low
this year; for java to be so do-able.
Was there a harvest afterall?
Can you say weird weather??
And Nicolai Tesla drinks a Jolt Cola
(mt) as lightning strikes his coffin for
the 596th time this year!
TV SCOOP - NBC will air "The 60's" Feb 12.
MOVIE SCOOPS - Same day (feb 12) Sarah
Michelle Geller is a magical chef. Her
mystical "recipes" snare a power yuppie
guy played by Sean Patrick Flanery.
He suspects her of being a witch. or at
least a democrat.
Oh yeah. FOX.
Oh yeah. Movie's called "SIMPLY IRRESISTABLE"
April 9 - ibid. (fox) Drew Barrymore, one
of 3 producers, brings us "NEVER BEEN KISSED."
Drew's a copyeditor at the Chicago SunTimes
who yearns
to become a reporter. She gets an ass
ignment but it turns out to be the "one from
hell."
She must go undercover at a local high school
to report on today's teenagers. 25 years old,
she falls in love with a school-teen.
[they don't tell us boy
or girl. your call.-ed]
uh oh.
Prime Audi...
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Numbas, Rhumbas and Tumbas:
http://www.capecodonline.com/cctimes/edits/seang.htm
http://www.angelfire.com/on/GEAR2000
http://www.thehumanbean.com
http://planet-peace.org/trudell
http://members.tripod.com/~goforth/socialjustice.html
http://www.igc.org/epic
http://www.cco.org
http://members.aol.com/noreroute/Highway_55_occupation.html
http://www.columbia.edu/~carson/JohnDoe
http://marco.franklins.net
http://www.secola.com
http://micasa.yupi.com/Elenarubio
http://www.imunotex.com/tobacco
http://www.soundofamerica.com
http://www.recordresearch.com
http://www.webactive.com/webactive/pacifica/demnow/dn981012.html
http://www.csalunch.org
http://www.berkshire.net/~ifas/activist/index
http://theory.lcs/mit.edu/~mernst/media/#time-sensitive
http://www.votelink.com
http://www.billmiller.net
http://www.ecst.csuchico.edu/~sheridan.media.html
http://www.cais.com/makulow/vlj.html
"In my opinion, the majority of college
students have really bad taste in music."
-- Sheri Soquet
'Zineright. Madison, WI.
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Editor
> as one clown to another
> I gotta say
> That's the best dang thang
> I've read all day!
JRP
Cape Town, January 17th, 1999
Dear Editor,
Do you want 50% of my offshore profits?
Let me introduce myself.
My name is John Robertson
and I'm the owner of...
[dear john. no.]
HI. I APOLOGIZE FOR THIS INTRUSION ,
BUT YOU MAY THANK ME FOR THIS .
COULD YOU USE AN EXTRA $25,000
NEXT MONTH?
[not if it's in all caps.
SPAM quieter please.]
Marc, Thanks for your help. I will
check it out and see what I can find.
I was able to locate an e-mail address
for the person in charge of this...
Not ____, but __________. Your info
will be helpful for keeping up on what
others are doing. This year could be
very interesting all around.
Peace to you
Willow (416)
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(235 weekdays 'til the year 2000)
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to: ati@etext.org
Hi, I just got around to reading
my guestbook, and you posted
something in there about Pepe's Pizza
or something.
If I've thoroughly confused you, I'm
the editor/jackass of PISS (stupid
fucking name, stupid fucking text files,
that's my motto), and I followed your
link to ATI, which I thoroughly enjoy.
defen
http://thor.prohosting.com/~defen
Do unto others before they do unto you.
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if i dared to pie amy from
the indigo girls...rachel
(my daughter) would have had
my head on a platter....
ARON KAY
...http://www.pieman.org
...http://www.calyx.net/~pieman
IGNORANCE IS THE OPIATE OF THE MASSES
to: ati@etext.org
lol
well, 2cool.usuck.com is the same page,
usuck.com is a link forwarding (not sure
if thats the right word) company.
2cool.usuck.com is easier to
remember than members.xoom.com/rapidwien
anyway thanx for the comments :)
I just updated my page a little,
so cu again soon :)
Michi
Marco:
I missed the beginning, but I take it
you're cataloguing the commercial
exploitation of anti-establishment rock?
In that case, I nearly barfed when I heard
Jimi Hendrix fabulous electric star
spangled banner wafting from the living
room and bolted in -- only to discover
they were selling US Treasury notes.
Talk about a headwrench! Waugh!
They're stealing the 60s from me!
Beau
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Please Be Careful, The Beverage
You are about to Enjoy Is Hot!
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MEXICO CITY. ['fone interview conducted
3jan99 in cyberspangish by marco]
Q. Where did you learn to put chili
pepper powder inside a prisoner's
hood so their eyes would sting
while you beat and interrogate?
A. I was at the SOA in Columbus, GA
In 1997.
Q. Was this ever done to you to show
you how it's done?
A. Y
Q. In class or on the street?
A. Y
Q. In the School?
A. Y
Q. Who taught you that?
A. Cannot say.
MUSICAL MASTURB
a POME by MARCO
The hair,
the cigarette
and the stratocaster.
How many ways can he play
the Em scale in
those two
positions?
-D.D.-
ALWAYS REMEMBER: A PAIR OF D'S
ALWAYS BEATS A ROYAL FLUSH.
What Song Is This
(c) 1599 Mark Y2K Bachenheimer
Ded. Harry Fox, Corp
Em D D#dim
What song is this that goes untabbed
Em F#7 B
yet plays on the radio constantly.
Em D D#dim
I've heard it on seven stations so far
Em Am Em Am Em
and wish to master it perfectly.
G D D#dim
This, this, is olga.net
Em Am F#7 B7
where you can find mostly anything
G D D#dim
This, this is where you should look
Em B7 Em-Am-Am-Em (*)
Or else ask here in alt.guitar.tab
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*I like to put a bright E,
or sometimes G & C here.
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...by the year 2000 you'll
be another year older...
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And in other parody newz...
To the Tune of Twilight Time by 4 middle
aged lightly complected men.
G B+
Unleavened bread is just as tasty
B7
At ten of nine.
Em
Don't let 'em kiss your lips too hasty
G7
Before it's time.
C Cm
When purple raisin nutbread
G E9
Tastes just like the clay
A9
I hear you
A7 Am7 D7
We need a drink of wine.
G B+
Deep dish pizza with garlic splendor
B7
Is so much fun
Em
Finger food has that sweet surrender
G7
Look what you've done
C Cm
I count the boring meals
G E9
Til you cook with me
A9
Together
D7 G
At last at ten of nine.
B B7
Here in the oven baking clay
Em Cdim Em Cdim Em
We keep our art so seperate from our food.
A7
Here! In a hurry; microwave
D7
I give you latitude
C G Bbm D7
'Cause I'm your dude.
G
Deep in the dark your food will thrill me
B+ B7
Like old port cheese
Em
Lighting the spark of love that fills me
G7
Tobasco please.
C Cm
Each day I pray for evening
G E9
Just to cook with you.
A9
Please tell me
D7 G
It isn't just the wine.
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and do you prefer Coke or TAB?
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d-4-----2-2(5 more times)
a-2-4-4-0-0(5 more times)
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--6-----4-4-3-4--4-4-3-4-- (repeat whole thing
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First one to guess it gets a
crunchy eskimo pie.
I'll send it via matter modem.
At 28.8 allow 4-6 weeks for
delivery. Some settling may occur.
Void where prohibited by claw,
Operators are standing by,
To take you to the mall...
-=-=-=-
FOR RELEASE "INMEDIATELY"
A Dineh delegation just traveled to
Los Angeles for a House of Blues
MLK, Jr. Benefit Concert on Sunday,
January 17th to honor the Dineh.
The delegation consisted of
Roberta Blackgoat, Pauline Whitesinger,
Glenna Begay, Caroline Tohannie,
Rena Babbitt Lane, John Lane,
John Benally, Leonard Benally,
Tom Bedonie, Carlos Begay,
Lenora Hathalie, and others.
John Trudell, Jackson Browne,
Indigenous, Medusa, Mauro Olivera,
Floyd Westerman and others performed.
It was at the House of Blues in Los
Angeles in the presence of over
1,000 people that Roberta Blackgoat
received a Martin Luther King Jr.
Human Rights award 'I Have a Dream'
on behalf of Sovereign Dineh Nation.
Liberato Bautista, Assistant General
Secretary of the General Board of
Church and Society of the United
Methodist Church was in LA at the
time and spoke, announcing that
he will be joining the Dineh
delegation in Geneva.
In LA, we did two radio programs and
a demonstration at Southern California
Edison. The electricity used to light
up LA comes from the Mohave Generating
Station-currently under suit by the
Grand Canyon Trust and Sierra Club-
supplied with coal from Peabody Coal
Company's Black Mesa mine.
http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/kokopeli.html
GUITAR ANARCHY TIP #4
GrrlaGitGrrl sent this in.
Pick a restaurant.
Show up.
Play 1 hour.
Smile a lot.
Act like you already have permission.
Pack up, walk in kitchen, ask for the
sandwich you're supposed to get.
Leave with smile on face, full tummy
and satisfied Karma in soul.
Glow 'til next time.
GGG (011 34 3)
[nice. easier said than done
here, but I'm gonna try -ed]
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NEWZ FROM THE NORTHCOAST. UNDER
JESSE NO-BRAINER VENTURA'S NOSE:
Or At Least On His Watch Now.
Marc,
You can use what I said about the drum.
But it's relevant to get it all in
there, the sweat lodge was taken down.
The sacred fire was put out with a
fire extinguisher. Tipis were torn
apart because they don't know how
to takedown a lodge. Lodge poles snapped,
I think some were burned. This non-
violent encampment was set up to
prevent the breaking of several
federal laws. To prevent a park from
being cut in half, all to save
motorists 3 minutes to the Mall Of Amerika.
This road is way illegal, but it was
tied to light-rail, so it must be good,
right? We're all for light rail but
wouldn't it make more sense just to
put the light rail in and see what
happens, see if people get out
of their cars?
Well, I could go on for hours, it has
been what my life is about for the
past 5 months.
Here's the url, just in case:
[see #'s run]
Start raising hell in Green Bay, Marc
we need all the help we can get.
Some of the people at camp are
going down to Big Mountain in
the next couple of days and months
to help out there too. Personally
I want to go out to Yellowstone
to protect Buffalo, but I must
stay to see this through.
The American Indian Movement
and Earth First! are still
standing strong as brothers and
sisters, it's a beautiful thing to see.
In Struggle,
Robert (redbeard)
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primeanarchistworldnewz
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MOOSE POOP SOUP: Big Wet Hit Or Flop?
<PAWN> - Duluth. Yeah. You heard right.
Moose Poop Soup.
Culinary artist, sculptor and cafe
owner Mai Young Blz says she's starting
what's sure to be the biggest fad since
The Beatles and the Hansens invented Ed
Sullivan.
"Sure, there's stone soup," said Blz
"I've had it, it's great. And birdsnest,
and there's moose poop jewelry sells so
well around Montana and Colorado."
She claims people have cooked with
gems and even brass rings for thousands
of years and no one's gotten sick.
Why there's even a bartender in Gnome,
AK who uses old frostbitten fingers to
replace the olives in martinis.
Our chef says popular, but "yuk."
"I'd eat petrified moosepoop in a heart
beat," she said, "before drinking something
near a frostbitten finger."
"The poop's been clean for years. You
never know WHERE that finger's been!"
"ha!! I Kill me!!"
--Alf
And now our usual poetical
hermetically sealed, onionpeeled,
crying, lying, spit in the 'toon
car-drivin' go speed racer go
get 'em let 'em bet 'em wet
noodle, strudel and attitudinal
dry dream of an ending.
Because here at ATI, we always
go out with a POEM.
RC
FREEDOM...
To Choose the best-tasting
Cola. That's what Royal
Clown has stood for ever
Since it was first created in
Columbus, Georgia back in
1905. The freedom to decide
Who you are and what you
think. There's nothing more
American than that.
So, be free.
Think RC.
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