Pizza Underground Digest Volume 1 Issue 02

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· 26 Apr 2019

  

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        " A Big man walked into a store and ordered a brandy." 
                                                        -Unknown 

þ Mail Section. 

      Well seeing how I just wrote the first issue there is no repsonse 
   yet. Darn. Shucks. Too bad. SO I guess I will make some up, just play 
   along... 

   From: Old Closed Headed Person 
   To  : Baphomet the Limbo King 

      I found the lesbian reference in the first issue HIGHLY offensive. 
    if this does not stop, I shall form a group called DAPCUG to ward off 
    little evil doers like yourself. 

      Of course it's obvious I made that up, but that is the exact type of 
   message I expect from most of the local people who will read this. 

þ That crazy, go-happy-lucky town, HuntsVegas. 

      VBBS. That is the first thing that comes to your mind when making 
   your way through this modem hell. The second, Lamers. They abound here 
   obviously re-producing at a rate that would have the almost any rabbit 
   turn green with envy. The third thought? Well it depends. It could be a 
   number of things but it doesn't really matter, huntsville sucks. The  
   few quality people there just aren't enough to bring up the average. 
     To prove my point here is a little story. The names have been changed 
   to protect all involved.  

       It was a nice day when a certain sysop, Acoustic Saint decided to  
       take his board down. The reasons where his and do not need to be  
       repeated here. But when he took his board down he made sure to  
       leave a long story of what DID not happen to his board. And fore- 
       most he listed that a virus did not HARM his board in anyway. But 
       what do you know, the talk all over that fine town was of how a  
       virus took him down. And certain people, oh like, um, shadow geek 
       would even argue the fact with you. To bad the all couldn't read  
       the letter on his board. Yhea stupidity wins again. 

      That was but a mere sampling of the rampant lameness that flows  
   through this mighty city called, huntsvegas. 
    
þ VNET, that fine, fine, fine message net. 

      That is of course if rampant lies, travesties and idiots are fun to 
   you and they could be. But how? You beg does one have fun on VNET? Well 
   easy I reply with simple messages. Messages? How? Oh just things like 
   "Damn VBBS sucks" is assured to get you at least 15 messages in reply.  
   But VNET is so much fun you don't even have to really crack on it to  
   offend it's particpants, I mean afterall they are the rejects of all  
   other nets. Usually just a mild statement about QuickBasic will piss   
   them off greatly, oh well. 

þ Death. 

      It happens. Too fucking bad.   
       
þ Mail? Hate or otherwise address it to: 

      Baphomet the Limbo King   WWIVNET 2506@14 
      NO COURiER                WWIVNET 2506@36 

þ Support Boards 

      See Line 93. 

þþþ End of PUD 1:2, "The dog growled in a mean tone, I shot it. Oops."     þþþ