The Hogs of Entropy 0993

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· 26 Apr 2019

  

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	Don't worry, this won't take too long.  After all, it would be 
 very uncaring of me to waste your precious minutes with drivel like this.   
 Although, it is not puerility that I am worried about, it's 
 superannuation.  Wisdom comes with Time and the draining of the sand.   
 Now build some sand castles before its gone.  Rake those designs, go 
 ahead. 

	Books cannot offer much except crude representations of what is 
 locked in the mind, and royalty checks.  You know what is inside you.  Do 
 marks on the page clear it up for you? 

	I saw Language spinning the Wheel of Fortune the other day, and he 
 hit Bankrupt and the lady from Wyoming ended up winning the yacht.  Half 
 an hour later Alex Trebek was muttering something about the world's 
 highest roller coaster, forgetting that mothers and daughters were 
 screaming in delightful descent that very day. 

	You could be out splashing in puddles right now.  Last I checked 
 there is no drought.  Why then must there be scarcity of levity? 

	Of course, philosophers argue that nobody accomplishes anything 
 through happiness.  Go starve in the streets like the mangy dogs you are, 
 you frivolous childish happy little petty people. Philosophers argue and 
 therein is their indictment.  Excerpt from a philosopher's resume: 
   
	EXPERIENCE 
		Opposing positions disproved: 18 

	Can't you graybeards and your sycophantic collegiate disciples say 
 Yes for once?  Bend your necks up from those musty tomes and breathe a 
 little life.  Trade that dust for a pail and a shovel. 

		      - 

	A lonely tear running in a rivulet 
	Down a wrinkled cheek pooling in Despair 
	No words comfort my lady anymore 
	And death seems not an ending but repair 
	Behind those eyes a hammer pounds on a 
	Coffin nail and the ghost of Poe hovers silent 
	And in front of those eyes everything 
	Is bright and butter scotch and here a child 
	And there a kitten and a puppy dancing and so 
	My lady looks outside	 

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