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UTTER NEWBIE FAGGOTS
[=========================] [= Editors ====================================]
D If you're reading this D | Johnny^B (JohnnyB@thevortex.com)|
I it is too late. Your I | [w]ulfen (simon@paamand.dk)|
S immortal soul is doomed S | dELTAKAJ (deltakaj@hotmail.com)|
C to eternal damnation C | |
L and your mental health L [= ASCII art ==================================]
A is probably down the A |An infinite number of monkeys with typewriters|
I drain as well. I | |
M As if anyone cares... M [= Incarnation of our beliefs =================]
E it's all for fun. E | The Celestial Moose|
R Oh, and if any of this R | |
| offends you... well... | [= Avatars of our deity =======================]
| WE DON'T CARE! uNF@!~! | | Garden Gnomes|
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worship goes to: cDc (0wnz!), garden gnomes all over the world, Kevin
Mitnick, Mr. T (he's helluvah tough), Kenny McCormick,
the All-mighty Aussie Gurt!
===] phile 002 [=] My venture into gayness [=] Johnny^B [===-
Ahhh... IRC, my favorite place in the whole wide world. Home of thousands and
thousands of naive people just waiting to be fooled... This is part of a log
from #movies (Undernet). Some guy asked me if I was gay and I decided just to
play along for a while and see what happend... Mind you, this log is from
early thursday morning, I hadn't slept at all that night and I was tired as
hell, so this is all probably kinda weird...
Just to clear things up: Neither I nor dELTAKAJ are gay, this is all just an
act of boredom. Oh yeah, and the [..] stuff are my comments.
[09:45] *** Enigma (sex@du-148-235-60-41.prodigy.net.mx) has joined #movies
[09:45] <Enigma> hi guys
[09:45] <Enigma> whats up
[09:46] <Enigma> say jonny..could you please change the topic to: Scary movies.
[09:46] *** Cmonkey (mystic@134.48.208.47) has left #movies
[09:48] *** Johnny^B changes topic to 'Gay porn movies are your friends!!'
[09:48] <Johnny^B> there?
[09:48] <Enigma> johnny..are you gay.....well i cant say i didnt see that
coming.
[09:49] <Johnny^B> yes, I'm gay... does it really matter that much to you?
[09:49] <Enigma> well...no.
[09:50] <Johnny^B> thought so... that's what's wrong with this world... ppl
get no respect just coz they're differend...
[09:50] <Enigma> why are you so agressive johnny boy.
[09:50] *** Existor (tyson@cr403975-a.slnt1.on.wave.home.com) has joined
#movies
[09:50] <Existor> hi
[09:50] *** Existor (tyson@cr403975-a.slnt1.on.wave.home.com) has left #movies
[09:50] <Enigma> hi
[09:51] *** ChldsPlay has quit IRC (http://www.geocities.com/just-dave)
[09:51] <Enigma> well..i understand you... may be not too comfortable seeing
a gay couple together but i can take it.
[09:51] <Johnny^B> well, you go ahead and try telling ppl that you're gay....
and see what happens...
[09:52] <Enigma> I'll get a big boyfriend?
[09:52] <Johnny^B> No, you'll be discriminated against...
[09:52] <CharlesLR> xwhats the fuck is going on i stopped chatting for a
while and aall of a sudden i see the words gay in here why?
[09:52] <Enigma> but why do you wanna be discriminated
[09:53] <Enigma> Johnny just came out of the closet [BWAHAHAHAHA]
[09:53] <CharlesLR> i can come out of the closet but not from being gay cause
which i'm not i'm 100% str8
[09:53] <Johnny^B> I don't wanna be discriminated against... that's just how
the world treats me coz I'm different..
[09:54] <Math18> somebody knows where i could find really good stuff(i'm not
gai)
[09:54] <CharlesLR> I'm not gay either but to let you guy know that i'm gothic
[goths rock!!]
[09:55] <Johnny^B> mmmm... goth men are soooo hot...
[09:55] <Enigma> look johnny...if youre white,black,yellow,gay,tr8,fat,thin,
cuban,mexican etc theyre gonna discriminate you......so forget about it
[09:55] <CharlesLR> FUCK dont even think about barking up my tree you silly
fuck
[09:55] * Johnny^B humps CharlesLR's leg... [well, he more or less asked for
that, didn't he?]
[09:56] <Enigma> ha,ha,ha,ha..you fucking guys....youre playing with it..ha,
ha,ha [wha?]
[09:56] <Enigma> :)
[09:56] <CharlesLR> ALuLy Magnetile Vummm Diptoo... to Johnny
[09:56] <CharlesLR> have a nice nite Johnny
[09:57] <Enigma> so charly...are ya ready for the next chucky movie or what?
[figuring this might get ugly, I try to end it here, no luck though]
[09:57] <Johnny^B> I better stop before this gets out of hand...
[09:57] <Enigma> o.k
[09:57] <Johnny^B> you guys've been trolled...
[09:57] <CharlesLR> yeah i cant wait for it
[09:57] <CharlesLR> i wunder what they are gonna call it
[09:57] <Enigma> me too
[09:57] <Enigma> seed of chucky
[09:58] <Enigma> or son of chucky
[grrr... I hate Chucky, that stupid doll must die!!!]
[09:58] *** Johnny^B changes topic to 'Enigma and CharlesLR are butter gays....'
[09:58] *** Enigma is now known as ghostface
[09:58] <CharlesLR> how bout CHUCKY's CHILD LIKES TO PLAY
[09:58] <CharlesLR> or CHUCKY's CHILD PLAYS
[09:58] <ghostface> thatll be cool
[09:58] <ghostface> say johnny..eat me.
[09:59] <ghostface> You know we are gonna get Scream 3 next year
[must... end... this... now]
[09:59] <Johnny^B> eh, no dude.. I'm not really gay, I was kidding.. I don't
want your freak ass!!
[09:59] <CharlesLR> you yup
[10:00] <Johnny^B> oh, woo hoo.. scream 3 wooo ... BLAH!!
[10:00] <ghostface> ha,ha,ha.....johnnys got a boyfriend
[10:00] <Johnny^B> yeah, and Pete's a poser....
[10:00] <ghostface> hey man come on..its gonna be a diferent story
[10:01] *** dELTAKAJ (~scoopex@ip213.acnxr1.ras.tele.dk) has joined #movies
[fellow uNF editor, I pasted some of this shit to him, so he decided to show
up and make it all worse...]
[10:01] <ghostface> ghostface kills and kills and kills again and again..
without mercy
[10:01] <Johnny^B> dELTA!@!~!
[10:01] <dELTAKAJ> Johnny^B!! Babe!
[10:01] <dELTAKAJ> missed ya
[10:01] <Johnny^B> awww... Hi sweety :)
[10:02] <ghostface> So charly have you seen sleepy hollow
[10:02] <CharlesLR> nope not yet
[10:02] <Johnny^B> missed me? not just my important asset?
[10:03] <ghostface> Lats time i went to the movies i saw End of days..it was
o.k [no it's not, EoD sucks massive ass, you suck too coz you like it and Arnie
must die!!]
[10:03] <dELTAKAJ> I missed both babe
[10:04] * Johnny^B blushes... I love it when you get dirty, big boy...
[10:04] <dELTAKAJ> mmmmMMmm
[10:04] * dELTAKAJ licks his lips
[this is really starting to get out of hand..]
[10:04] *** Tune (~TUNE@mail.callplus.co.nz) has joined #movies
[10:05] <Tune> hey, who's seen "Dogma"?
[10:05] * Johnny^B glares at dELTA ... mmmmmm...
[10:05] <ghostface> not me
[10:05] <CharlesLR> HALLOWEEN IS ALL OVER
[10:05] <CharlesLR> that was the finally
[10:05] <ghostface> they are thinking in making a comeback
[10:05] <CharlesLR> Jamie Doesnt want to participate in any more
[10:05] <Tune> not much of a finale either
[10:05] <CharlesLR> well she chopped his head this time
[10:05] <ghostface> i liked h20 but now they wanna use mychael myers..again.
[10:05] <Johnny^B> Jamie's a cunt... we don't like cunts...
[10:06] <CharlesLR> FUCK YOU JAMIE is the best
[10:06] <Johnny^B> bugger off...
[10:06] <CharlesLR> who are you to fucking criticise her
[10:06] <Johnny^B> well, all chicks are dumb bitches, okay?
[10:06] <CharlesLR> i dont see you in any movies
[10:06] <Tune> hahaha
[10:06] <Johnny^B> none of them could ever compare to dELTA =)
[10:06] <dELTAKAJ> awww.....you're sooo sweet
[10:07] <Johnny^B> coz you don't look hard enough, you demented son of a fuck...
[10:07] <Johnny^B> dELTA: yeah, I know.. gotta love me...
[10:07] <dELTAKAJ> and I sure do!
[10:07] <Tune> Johnny: when you think about it, all males are sons of fucks
[fucking wise guy, eh?]
[10:07] <Johnny^B> dELTA: I sooooo want you right now!!
[10:08] <dELTAKAJ> take me!
[10:08] <dELTAKAJ> I'm all yours
[10:08] *** Tune (~TUNE@mail.callplus.co.nz) has left #movies [see, we're
starting to scare people off]
[10:08] <dELTAKAJ> I need you so bad
[10:08] * Johnny^B fondles dELTA
[10:09] <dELTAKAJ> mmmMMMmm
[10:09] *** bruce_cha is now known as don_Vito_
[staring to upset people... Hehe]
[10:10] <ghostface> Get a fucking room you two!
[10:10] *** don_Vito_ (ab@modemcable003.198-200-24.que.mc.videotron.net) has
left #movies
[10:10] <Johnny^B> hahah.. you jealous piece of shit....
[10:11] *** PlayMP3 (just_me@at0j556wb298k.bc.hsia.telus.net) has joined
#movies
[10:11] <ghostface> You fucking gay wannabe
[10:11] <PlayMP3> no
[10:13] <Johnny^B> bleh... kiss my hairy ass you sexually frustrated moron...
[10:14] <ghostface> sexually frustrated who the fuck are you you cybershit
homoshlomo street banger mother fucker.
[10:14] <Johnny^B> wha? mother fucker... didn't I just tell you I'm gay??
You really think I'd screw my own mother?
[10:14] * Johnny^B licks dELTA
[10:14] *** Zinch (Zinch@ts1-15.newwest.axion.net) has joined #movies
[10:15] <dELTAKAJ> gimme more big boy!
[10:15] * Johnny^B shoves stuff up dELTA's ass =)
[10:16] <ghostface> fuck you both
[10:16] *** ghostface (sex@du-148-235-60-41.prodigy.net.mx) has left #movies
[10:16] <Johnny^B> HAHAHA!!!
[10:16] <dELTAKAJ> LOL
[10:16] <Johnny^B> mission accomplished!!
[10:20] *** dELTAKAJ (~scoopex@ip213.acnxr1.ras.tele.dk) has left #movies
[10:25] <Johnny^B> well, that sucked ;)
[10:25] <Zinch> how so?
[10:26] *** Zinch has quit IRC (Leaving)
[10:26] *** CharlesLR has quit IRC (Ping timeout for CharlesLR[btstts08c120.nbnet.nb.ca])
That was a teaser of what to expect from us when we are tired and get bored..
More interesting stuff coming up soon, keep your eyes open for future uNF
releases!
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uNF 002 - 11th Dec 99 - {Generated by uNFGen: 12/11/99 08:45 PM CET}
Copyright(c) 1999 by the uNF team
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