YFI 018

eZine lover (@eZine)

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YFI

 · 26 Apr 2019

  

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      "EYEREALLYHATECHE-ZBANDZWHOHAVENONSENSELYRICSANDTHREECHORDRIFFS" 

       P R E S E N T S  *** * *   ***     ***  *  ***  P R E S E N T S 
   LyRiCs tO TeChnOraTz *** * *   *** *** ***  *   *   by : Crome 
       New AlBuM!#@#    *   * *** ***     ***  *  ***          Junkie 

justlikeNirvanajustlikeyourparentsjustlikeyourparentsjustlikeyourparentsjust 

 

As a shameless plug for that killah band o' mine, TeChNoRaTz (I play the 
bass), I decided to type up some of the lyrics from our new album, "Eddie 
Munster is Dead".  I don't give a flying fuck if you like them or not, so 
here we'se go!@# 

Calligraphitti 
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Guns are bad, they make me sad 
So I took one down and killed my dad 
Rotten-moldy-maggot-flesh 
Have a dose of my icy cold death 

   Chorus: 

Spaztic love 
Vengeful hate 
Don't have a date 
So I masturbate 

Your burning eyes 
They make me mad 
Oh look you're dead 
I'm so glad 

    Verse DuE: 

Yer cancer, it rots my brain 
But that's ok, I like the pain 
Garble-tumor-heroin-shed 
Oh please calligraphy my head 

    Chorus... 

 
Chao-spaztic-tron 
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Liver lips 
Bloody limb 
Bash-o-slut-face 
Techni-grin 

Diabetic 
Candy whore 
Fuck-o-matic 
Pisser-floor 

Lying cheating 
Ground-up bone 
Masturbate 
The stepping stone 

Lover hater 
Circumcise 
Ejaculate 
Your burning flies 

    Chorus: 

I hate you 
Die 
I love you 
Die 
I kill you 
Die 
I make you 
Why 

Verse... 

Chorus... 

    Bridge: 

If you could see yourself in the mirror 
It'd probably blow your mind 
Cause you're so fuckin' tumorous 
And only have one eye 

Cunt. 

 
Eddie Munster is Dead 
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Eddie Munster is dead 
Eddie Munster is dead 
Eddie Munster is dead 
Eddie Munster is dead 
Eddie Munster is dead 
Eddie Munster is dead 
Eddie Munster is dead 
Eddie Munster is dead 

And I'm the one who killed 
That stupid fuck faced gimp. 

 
There's a few songs for you all... our album should be out sometime, uh 
soon.  Some other songs are: 
    Prixelgabbiecleptobag 
    Do Wha? 
    Narcotic Depression 
    Fuck Me Hard 
    !@#$ 

Look for it at record stores that sell indies if you really care and want 
something to listen to while you masturbate... 

Fuck-o everyone... non-thanks for listening, this is Crome Junkie saying, 
"Put a bullet in your neighbor's cranium today!@#" 

Goo-nigh. 

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"The mother just got a lot hotter@" 
"The universe is this orange you see..." 
"This is not hypershit^" 

Copyright nonsense for Big BroThEr by your steeenking muther. 
-EoF