Impulse Lameality 03

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· 15 May 2019

 

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        $$           impulse lameality press no. 003 - at war with iR. 
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     $$ $$                      "What's with that anyways?" 
     $$ $$                           written by gir 
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	its linear:  so apparently you're never supposed to tell your  
	girlfriend her sister is pretty? 

I've never dated anyone with a pretty sister but a couple of my girlfriends had 
really hot moms.  But apparently telling your girlfriend her mom is hot is just 
as bad as telling her she has a hot sister. 

"BUT I DON'T EVEN HAVE A SISTER!" 

"Oh right.  That's not you..." 

"WHAT!?!" 

"Nothing.  I just thought you had a sister." 

"We've been going out for over a year!  You should know I don't have a sister!" 

"Well I've only been to your house once." 

"So?  In a year's time don't you think I would've mentioned my sister at least 
once?" 

"You just mentioned her, so yes." 

"BUT I DON'T EVEN HAVE A SISTER!" 

"Look, I'm not going to go after your sister.  Baby, you're the one I wanna be 
with." 

"DON'T YOU BABY ME!" 

"Baby..." 

"I'm going to hang up this phone." 

"Could you put your sister on before you do?" 

Looking back, I would've asked for the girl's mom instead of her sister.  But 
you know how it is: hindsight is twenty-twenty. 

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