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Impulse Reality 020
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| || |/____/ Log: "Upon Purchasing some MxPx"
| || |\ \ ir file number 020
|____||____| |____| released 08.01.00
| || |\| | by Xade
|____||____| |____| we're just fucking with your mind.
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Alrightie.. This is a log to a conversation I had with my best bud Tye.
She can be weird at times... In this particular case, I had to leave the
room for some reason.. and she kept rattling on... :P Enjoy...
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<Tye> are you going to go out right now and get MxPx?
<Tye> because you should
<Tye> you will be back in a bit because it doesn't take long
<Tye> because MxPx writes really cool songs
<Tye> and they dont smoke bongs
<Tye> and they all wear thongs
<Xade> shut up, damn i said i had to go
<Tye> and they love their moms
<Tye> go then i'm oging to keep making cool rhymes
<Tye> because i have the time
<Tye> and i dont know where to draw the line
<Tye> because Mike from MxPx is so fine
<Tye> and i want him to be mine
<Tye> and drink pickle juice and brine
<Tye> and be happy people that shine
<Tye> it's just too much for me
<Tye> the way mxpx makes me scream with glee
<Tye> kinda like i have to pee
<Tye> they make me blind so i can't see
<Tye> and want to climb around like a monk-ey
<Tye> and oh oh and ah ah till i can't breathe
<Tye> and mrs roland taught world stud-ies
<Tye> MxPx is from cal-i
<Tye> and they have butts that are sex-y
<Tye> i want to pinch them till they scream
<Tye> but please don't think i'm mean
<Tye> because i am fit and lean
<Tye> like a sexy piece of mixpix meat
<Tye> they dont' sound like goats that bleat
<Tye> and their guitar riffs are so neat
<Tye> because they wrote a song for me
<Tye> it's called [Tye Me Down] don't you know
<Tye> and they play it at thier shows
<Tye> on the grass someone must mow
<Tye> and their bass is really low
<Tye> but they don't play in the snow
<Tye> because that would really blow
<Tye> sometimes they go and go
<Tye> i like them because they believe in God
<Tye> on their cds no one should trod
<Tye> and their style is really mod
<Tye> when i listen to them i like to nod
<Tye> green day has a song called FOD
<Tye> but that is not important
<Tye> because only MxPx is rel-a-vant
<Tye> not much else rhymes with that
<Tye> they have a song about a Cat
<Tye> one of their members is not named matt
<Tye> and none of them are very fat
<Tye> but they are all mad phat
<Tye> and are much smoother than Shaft
<Tye> and taste better than Kraft
<Tye> my fingers always snap
<Tye> when i listen to their music that isn't crap
<Tye> it makes me not want to nap
<Tye> or not even bust a cap
<Tye> sometimes their flub tends to flap
<Tye> because they are punk boys with no muscle fat
<Tye> but that doesnt' deter me from their sexiness
<Tye> which is way better than plexi-glass
<Tye> and not much else rhymes with those words
<Tye> their music is better than turds
<Tye> better than milk with lots of curds
<Tye> i listen to them because i am a nerd
<Tye> they do not play them on the Merge
<Tye> because that station will not splurge
<Tye> i'm running out of rhyming stuff
<Tye> you had better put me in handcuffs
<Tye> because my brain is full of fluff
<Tye> from too much mxpx or maybe not enough
<Tye> thank you, i'm [Tye Died] ... i'll be here all week
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>>>>>>> Crikey! What a rhyme!! <<<<<<<<<
Oh yeah.. she's not always like that.. so dont be afraid or anything... em..
yeah.
[]'s denote editors substitutions
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