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#### ### "How To Become a Tragic Bitter ###
####### Reclusive Hypocrite"
#### by Mutter
* practice tai chi in the shower
* refer to a philosophy teacher as "a ghastly muddle"
* always inhale
* be seen in the worst of company at the best of times
* play bad rusty harmonica
* hitchhike in spirit
* find your religion in daily life ... never church
* agitate the humorless
* disobey this rule
* always follow the previous rule
* realize that talking is easier said than done
* steal a pair of bowling shoes
* mail a package lighter than air
* do not pass go, do not see too far ahead but be sure to watch the
world spin and keep chasing the moon even though you know you'll never
catch it
* judge others by artistic principles ... never ones based on morality
* show even robin hood a thing or two about fucking-up with good intentions
* only get your haircut in a place that plays jazz
* only cry over the things you see in the patterns of carpets
* have a love/hate relationship with relationships
* when in rome, make a spectacle of yourself
* do what they expect of you when they least expect it
* obsess over your melodramatic head-trips
* dig a whole in the ground and then lay next to it
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# (c)2000 aNAda e'zine aNAda051 .*. by Mutter #
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