Turtle Overlords of Cambodia 01

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Turtle Overlords of Cambodia

 · 28 Dec 2019

  

 
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LEAD OVERLOARD DARK BLACK LORDLASER::==INTRO 

HAHAHA WE IN THE HAUS YALL! YEAH! TOC IN THE HOUSE? TOC IN THE HOUSE! 

TTTTTTT OOOOOO CCCCC I NN N TTTTTTTT H   H EEEEE H  H AAAA U  U SSSS YY AA L 
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  TT    OOOOOO CCCC  I N NN     T    H   H EEEE  H  H A  A UUUU SSSS  Y AA 

FUCKIT ok we have a agreat file for you from mixmaster!!!! mixmaster is k-ra 
zyyyy!!!:::== woo! 

TOCFILE #1 by mixmaster 
-g-as-g-s-s-s-g-s-df-df-g-as-a-e-w-wt-t-v-ew--w-er--q-f-c-ea-z-z-sw--eq-q-c 
mixmaster[toc/smoo/gorp] 
hey yo whaddup yo? ya know, i was bangin' this bitch one day and i thout to 
myslef what if they had like this big vertual realty thing, and bitzes would 
go in it and there would be this big cock thing (cuz i got a HOOG cock yo, 
heh and you'd be like damn you wet bitch and unh and ung and ung!!! 

hahaha.. 
i wanna greet all my homies in smoo! (the king of prussia eats nails! :) ) 

                                                -mixmastah[smoo\toc\gorp] 
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TOC WOULD LIKE TO GREET THE FOLLOWING HOMIES!!!!! 
alab, noz, droopy, cornboy, gela, noc, kemo, shadowchip, darklineman, phantom 
phreak, big guy, evus, k-lomboy, liver, nakko, waco, schmot, KORE AND BUNG. 

THIS HAS BEER A TOC PRODUCTION! WE OWN IT ALL! DO NOT SCRUW WITH US! 

if yu would like to be a TOc member talk to kaynine on #zines and he will 
set you up with the 2 3l33t t0c crew!  we only take the leetest members! 

FEAR TOC! 
-EOL 

 
    heh tricked you! 

-eol 

 

 

 tricked you agan! 

 
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